# Urbanredneck, what the FUCK were you THINKING???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 3, 2019, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121 "2019-01-03T00:17:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/81 "2019-01-06T22:37:30Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Surely you can make your point without the potty mouth.

That was me. We’re in the Pit, and it was a pretty good insult if I say so myself.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/82 "2019-01-06T22:39:27Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How ironic as this thread and many others is the work of a very prolific group of professional ‘shit-stirring choadbags.’ Unlike that group, it’s not my mission to troll for snark content.

Professional, eh? Who is it that you think is getting paid here?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/83 "2019-01-07T00:35:25Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> That was me. We’re in the Pit, and it was a pretty good insult if I say so myself.

Just because he quoted it doesn’t mean he didn’t say it. With his potty mouth.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/84 "2019-01-07T01:36:18Z")

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Hate to pile on, but…

> [@octopus](#):
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> Unlike that group, it’s not my mission to troll for snark content.

Is that possibly the most questionable comment or is it the most self-deluded comment that has ever appeared on these boards?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/85 "2019-01-07T02:38:04Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Surely you can make your point without the potty mouth.

None of are perfect.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/86 "2019-01-07T04:13:06Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Professional, eh? Who is it that you think is getting paid here?

I think it’s like Soros paying protestors, maybe. Raffers get paid to…I dunno, do stuff?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/87 "2019-01-07T04:40:58Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> None of are perfect.

Which is why one _might_ avoid scolding others for their vocabularies.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/88 "2019-01-07T04:57:42Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> None of are perfect.

So much potty.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/89 "2019-01-07T05:30:58Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> What’s ironic is that you feel so aggrieved by this board, yet by your own lights you are keeping it alive with your lively and vibrant commentary. The only way we can resolve the apparent contradiction is to conclude that you’re either a drooling idiot, or you are so dependent on the feeling of persecution that you devote your days to an environment that helps you keep that victimhood feeling alive. Tough bet to make, honestly.

You missed an option: trolling purely for his own shits ‘n’ giggles.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/90 "2019-01-08T21:26:43Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How ironic as this thread and many others is the work of a very prolific group of professional ‘shit-stirring choadbags.’ Unlike that group, it’s not my mission to troll for snark content.

We prefer ‘turd smoking losers’.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/91 "2019-01-09T05:02:27Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> And I’ve definitely seen more from female posters since we started caring about the misogyny problem here.

Did that actually happen? I haven’t been around in a while.

And which “we” are you speaking for?

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/92 "2019-01-09T05:06:49Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How ironic as this thread and many others is the work of a very prolific group of professional ‘shit-stirring choadbags.’ Unlike that group, it’s not my mission to troll for snark content.

Do you kiss your mother with that dirty fucking mouth?

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/93 "2019-01-11T00:12:35Z")

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Am I misremembering or isn’t starting threads about autism and vaccines, (solely to garner traffic to some dodgy site), all under the guise of, ‘just asking’, this op’s schtick?

I seem to remember him admitting he wasn’t looking to change minds or discuss, the last time he did this. Or really even participate much. It was about a movie that time, I think.

It works because we all click on the stupid site! Doh!

(Is it only me that remembers this? )

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/94 "2019-01-11T00:37:30Z")

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Oh yeah, I forgot: he’s a scumbag anti-vaxer too. That just makes him that much worse.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/95 "2019-01-11T01:50:36Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> How ironic as this thread and many others is the work of a very prolific group of professional ‘shit-stirring choadbags.’ Unlike that group, it’s not my mission to troll for snark content.

So you’re more of an unpaid shit-stirring choadbag? Are you getting intern credits for this?

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/96 "2019-01-11T02:49:07Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> So you’re more of an unpaid shit-stirring choadbag? Are you getting intern credits for this?

I feel like in all this hubbub we’re overlooking who invented ‘shit-stirring choadbag’ and what a devastating and innovating insult it really is.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/97 "2019-01-11T04:05:35Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Oh yeah, I forgot: he’s a scumbag anti-vaxer too. That just makes him that much worse.

Whether Urban’s antivax thread is trolling or just credulous stupidity, at least it serves some purpose. Nothing will get through to him, since he has the critical thinking skills of a tapeworm; but it’s an opportunity for our many erudite posters to post rebuttals for the benefit of other readers.

It also appears to have outed another JAQing fuckwit:

> [@Has the government been hiding information about a vaccine-autism link?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/has-the-government-been-hiding-information-about-a-vaccine-autism-link/827554/6):
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> I’m not an anti vaxxer, but I am a little concerned…

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/98 "2019-01-11T05:06:21Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> I feel like in all this hubbub we’re overlooking who invented ‘shit-stirring choadbag’ and what a devastating and innovating insult it really is.

It’s too late. The damage is done. 😉

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/99 "2019-01-11T06:43:02Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> (Is it only me that remembers this? )

Nope. It’s one of his favorite topics, so much that I thought he had a mod reminder to stop doing it.

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**Author:** ![JB99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JB99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JB99)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urbanredneck-what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking/827121/100 "2019-01-11T12:04:33Z")

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I’m new to this board, but I’m starting to get discouraged by the fact that there seem to be like five or six chronic trolls who detract from any serious conversation.

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