Urgent help. I am stuck

[GrandWino]

This thread reminds me of this often referenced Reddit thread:

Stuck in bathroom after I pooped my pants. Help!

[ThelmaLou]

@gracer

Aaaaah, I see. I was imagining an office floor strew with acorns as a cunning trap. I really am sorry about your ankle, and now I feel very bad for laughing.

No prob. The fall/break actually turned out to be a good thing because it started things in motion for me to break (get it??) up with my then-boyfriend. Sometimes you need a good swift kick in the kiester to wake you up. [/digression]

[pulykamell]

@gracer

Aaaaah, I see. I was imagining an office floor strew with acorns as a cunning trap.

Just so you don’t feel alone, I was wondering the same thing.

[Alley_Dweller]

@Joey_P

…but rather planting one foot against in the ground and kicking it with the bottom of the other foot.

I’m sorry, I don’t understand this. Can you explain what you mean by “planting one foot against in (it?) the ground”? Thanks.

[scootergirl]

@guizot

Why do you shut the door of your bathroom to take a shower when you live alone?

I shut mine for extra warmth. Also because I take really hot showers and if I don’t shut the door the steam escapes the bathroom and sets off the fire alarm hanging from the ceiling near the bathroom door.

[Charlie_Wayne]

@WhyNot

Yeah, get an iPhone.

Or any kind of smartphone with web access - they don’t need your ISP, they use the cell phone network if you’re not in an area with WiFi. Then you can listen to the radio, visit a website, call your mother or order a pizza. You can also ask The Dope for help or call 911 if you have to.

If you’re going to be without electricity, get yourself a solar or handcrank charger, or a battery pack booster so you can charge your iPhone.

Of course this only works as long as the internet holds out. But who really wants to live after that’s gone, anyway?

Very informative post. I found it most helpful. I thank you very much.

[Joey_P]

@Alley_Dweller

I’m sorry, I don’t understand this. Can you explain what you mean by “planting one foot against in (it?) the ground”? Thanks.

Like this.

[Alley_Dweller]

@Joey_P

Like this.

Thanks.

[Maserschmidt]

@ThelmaLou

:rolleyes: They were in the parking lot. As I lay there, I threw acorns at the windows of the office, to no avail.

I apologize in advance for saying this, but I really, really wish I had video of this.

[madrabbitwoman]

@Encinitas

I leave mine ajar to let them in.

I don’t care when I’m having a bath so much but I have a cat who like to look into the toilet while I am using it. I am a girl so not standing up :eek:

[kaylasdad99]

Glad you got out okay.

Don’t buy a new door, or even new door hardware. That is the responsibility of the property owner. Notify the property manager that you require a repair.

[Artemis_Tardis]

@kaylasdad99

Glad you got out okay.

Don’t buy a new door, or even new door hardware. That is the responsibility of the property owner. Notify the property manager that you require a repair.

Well, I am the owner of the apartment…