# Urinal Spitting ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 3, 1999, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475 "1999-11-03T01:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/21 "1999-11-04T07:03:00Z")
What’s so bad about “Blow me?” * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/22 "1999-11-04T08:25:00Z")
Unlike most other mammals, human males mark objects with their spittle rather than with their urine. ---
**Author:** ![NanoByte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@NanoByte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NanoByte)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/23 "1999-11-04T08:41:00Z")
Guaranteed no virus in Phobia’s program download? Ray ---
**Author:** ![Temujin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Temujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temujin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/24 "1999-11-04T08:43:00Z")
Maybe these guys just hate urinals. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/25 "1999-11-04T11:36:00Z")
I run virus software on my computers and internet connections. I have run this program. I’m not a newbie here, Trust me or don’t, it’s up to you. The moderators wouldn’t put up with a poster that planted virus’s. ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/26 "1999-11-04T12:10:00Z")
Satan, I thought it was quite appropriate for a Foghorn. ---
**Author:** ![Timothy\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Timothy\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timothy_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/27 "1999-11-04T14:10:00Z")
**\Phobia\** : > [@](#): > > Tim, don’t you know the bathroom etiquette for urinals? You don’t look at the other men. Oh! Good point! It’s true. When I step up to the urinal, it’s: **\Eyes front, Mister!\** Incidentally, I didn’t download your EXE file. I never download and run EXE files from people who aren’t certified in ten different ways. Nothing personal. * * * [Afraid to fly](http://users.aol.com/psoftinfo/info_ff.htm)? Hey, I’ve _been_ there! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/28 "1999-11-04T15:34:00Z")
My friends spit in the trash can. There are several fun urinal games on the net if you search for them. There are also social logic puzzles. Here is one. If there are five urinals: XXXXX and their are men [M]at these locations: MXMXM which urinal should you take? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475/29 "1999-11-04T17:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > There are also social logic puzzles. Here is one. If there are five urinals: XXXXX and their are men [M]at these locations: MXMXM which urinal should you take? ## Easy: Neither. Head for the nearest stall. It is NEVER excusable for a man to piss next to another, except in sporting situations. Steve Pantol CRC Radio [http://www.crcradio.com](http://www.crcradio.com) “Waah-Waah, Yea-E-yeah” --James Hetfield [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urinal-spitting/4475.md?page=1)