# Urine Luck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562 "2003-02-03T19:10:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562/41 "2003-02-04T18:18:40Z")

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At home sick today in spite of the fact when I wrote this yesterday I was on lots of medication (as if that wasn’t glaringly obvious).

**PolarField** , no way I’m letting Rosie the Riveter anywhere near my John Thomas. What if I need an MRI sometime in the future?

**Beagledave** , I’m hoping it takes a great deal of time and effort to pull a picture of such a perv up. Thankfully my brow doesn’t shade my chin like Mr. Porsche there.

And **Waverly** , thanks to you my already disparate lexicon of bizarre terminology is now complete. You are a true friend.

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**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562/42 "2003-02-04T18:28:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
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> This doesn’t even address the public embarassment of it yet. I was at a football game recently when I got the _V Pee_ and you should have seen the look the guy squirting next to me gave me. All I could do was look back, snicker and say “What, you’ve only got one?”  
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A geat thread, but the “What, you’ve only got one?” line almost made me lose my lunch.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562/43 "2003-02-04T18:48:10Z")

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\<Frank Zappa\>

Shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it.

\</Frank Zappa\>

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562/44 "2003-02-05T03:19:42Z")

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Buck up, lieu, [Urine Charge!](http://www.supercomics.com/strips/tmcap020829.html)

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-luck/152562/45 "2003-02-05T03:28:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*_V Pee_! \*\*

Vee Pee … V.P. … hmmm

You know, this gives a whole new perspective on “Dick” Cheney.

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