# Urine on my pants - a game
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/1 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")
I have urine on my pants. You guys get 20 (yes or no only) questions to figure out what happened.
And go!
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/2 "2007-03-21T21:01:57Z")
Is it your urine? :eek:
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/3 "2007-03-21T21:03:15Z")
Good question.
Yes
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### Author:  [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/4 "2007-03-21T21:03:18Z")
Is it human?
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/5 "2007-03-21T21:03:38Z")
If the answer to the first question is no, then “Is it human urine?”
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/6 "2007-03-21T21:04:12Z")
Do you have the pants on your body at the place where they would normally go?
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/7 "2007-03-21T21:04:20Z")
I won’t count the last two
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/8 "2007-03-21T21:04:40Z")
Did alcohol play a part?
Sgt Schwartz
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/9 "2007-03-21T21:05:04Z")
Is the urine on or around the leg holes?
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/10 "2007-03-21T21:06:12Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar]
Do you have the pants on your body at the place where they would normally go?
[/QUOTE]
yes
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### Author:  [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/11 "2007-03-21T21:05:36Z")
Is there also urine on your underwear?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/12 "2007-03-21T21:08:30Z")
Before the urine got on your pants were you in the process of urinating?
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/13 "2007-03-21T21:08:55Z")
Did alcohol play a part?
no
Is the urine on or around the leg holes?
no
Is there also urine on your underwear?
no
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/14 "2007-03-21T21:10:22Z")
Were you undergoing a drug screening?
Sgt Schwartz
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/15 "2007-03-21T21:10:22Z")
Before the urine got on your pants were you in the process of urinating?
yes
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/16 "2007-03-21T21:11:38Z")
[QUOTE=brewha]
Before the urine got on your pants were you in the process of urinating?
yes
[/QUOTE]
Did you piss your pants?
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/17 "2007-03-21T21:12:11Z")
We’re all thinking it but no one is saying it.
Did you pee your pants?
OK, that doesn’t count. You’d have pee on your underwear.
Was it spilled on from outside your pants?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/18 "2007-03-21T21:12:59Z")
Did you piss into a fan, an airplane propeller, the wind, some other strong air?
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### Author:  [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/19 "2007-03-21T21:17:06Z")
Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/20 "2007-03-21T21:17:58Z")
[QUOTE=August West]
Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine?
[/QUOTE]
That’s all that’s left! Winner!
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