# Urine on my pants - a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/21 "2007-03-21T21:20:32Z")
Are there college students involved in this? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/22 "2007-03-21T21:27:23Z")
Were you undergoing a drug screening? no Did you piss your pants? no Was it spilled on from outside your pants? kinda Did you piss into a fan, an airplane propeller, the wind, some other strong air? no Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine? no Are there college students involved in this? no ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/23 "2007-03-21T21:29:33Z")
[QUOTE=August West] Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine? [/QUOTE] I _hate_ when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/24 "2007-03-21T21:33:35Z")
Splashback from a poorly designed urinal? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/25 "2007-03-21T21:35:40Z")
Splashback from a poorly designed urinal? Splashback? yes from urinal? yes due to poor design? no I’m giving clues cause I’m done with work in 25 more min. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/26 "2007-03-21T21:46:00Z")
Do you just have exceptionally bad aim??? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/27 "2007-03-21T21:51:33Z")
Do you just have exceptionally bad aim??? Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/28 "2007-03-21T22:09:49Z")
Did you produce an exceptionally strong stream causing said splashback? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/29 "2007-03-21T22:11:12Z")
something in the urinal that didn’t belong there?? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/30 "2007-03-21T22:15:28Z")
Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/31 "2007-03-21T22:27:46Z")
Will you be talking about this sordid incident on Jerry Springer? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/32 "2007-03-21T23:13:29Z")
Jesus, I just about got urine in my pants reading some of the responses here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/33 "2007-03-21T23:17:09Z")
Urine on your pants is \*\*NOT \*\*a game, young man. Just wait till your father gets home. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/34 "2007-03-21T23:26:38Z")
Guess #1 - Did someone Saran-wrap the urinal so that it looked “good to go” but instead gave you a major splashback?. Guess #2 - Did nobody ever tell you that laying on your back and ‘playing fountain’ can get messy? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/35 "2007-03-22T00:21:16Z")
I don’t post at the Dope much from home, but I hate to leave you hangin. Did you produce an exceptionally strong stream causing said splashback? no something in the urinal that didn’t belong there?? I’ll have to give this a ‘yes’ Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear? no - but bonus points for making up ‘urinator’ Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear? no, it’s not that good of a story. Guess #1 - Did someone Saran-wrap the urinal so that it looked “good to go” but instead gave you a major splashback?. no - but good guess Guess #2 - Did nobody ever tell you that laying on your back and ‘playing fountain’ can get messy? yes, nobody ever told me that. but no, that’s not what happened. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/36 "2007-03-22T18:55:58Z")
Hmmm, caused by splashback from something normally not found in a urinal. I’m going to guess… a Bible ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/37 "2007-03-22T18:56:17Z")
Did you forget about this thread? If no: Was the FUO (foreign urinal object) bigger than a normal urinal cake? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/38 "2007-03-22T18:59:27Z")
[QUOTE=August West] Hmmm, caused by splashback from something normally not found in a urinal. I’m going to guess… a Bible [/QUOTE] Good guess. I’ll say a one-pound brick of uranium. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/39 "2007-03-22T19:02:55Z")
A cell phone? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/40 "2007-03-22T19:03:20Z")
[QUOTE=August West] Hmmm, caused by splashback from something normally not found in a urinal. [/QUOTE] …then an erect penis? Were you having to do _The Flying Superman?_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=3)