# Urine on my pants - a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/41 "2007-03-22T19:09:17Z")
Were you sitting on the toilet at work at 9 a.m. to go #2 but had to go #1 first, thought the urine stream was hitting the inside front of the bowl but instead was going between the edge of the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, was quietly soaking the left pant leg of your khakis, and you didn’t notice until you were at the sink washing your hands and you leg felt wet? (Sorry, this happened to me last year.) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/42 "2007-03-22T19:09:48Z")
I’m assuming from your answers that you are a man. Therefore: Did you notice the foreign object in the urinal before you started peeing? If yes, did you not factor that into the splashback capability? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/43 "2007-03-22T19:47:36Z")
[QUOTE=Hampshire] Were you sitting on the toilet at work at 9 a.m. to go #2 but had to go #1 first, thought the urine stream was hitting the inside front of the bowl but instead was going between the edge of the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, was quietly soaking the left pant leg of your khakis, and you didn’t notice until you were at the sink washing your hands and you leg felt wet? [/QUOTE] I hate it when that happens! ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/44 "2007-03-22T19:53:40Z")
I’m going to guess… a Bible. That’s not a yes/no question. And it’s wrong Good guess. I’ll say a one-pound brick of uranium. Huh? no A cell phone? no …then an erect penis? Were you having to do The Flying Superman? no, but I do know the feeling. Were you sitting on the toilet at work at 9 a.m. to go #2 but had to go #1 first, thought the urine stream was hitting the inside front of the bowl but instead was going between the edge of the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, was quietly soaking the left pant leg of your khakis, and you didn’t notice until you were at the sink washing your hands and you leg felt wet? no, but good story. Did you notice the foreign object in the urinal before you started peeing? no (it wasn’t there when I started) If yes, did you not factor that into the splashback capability? n/a ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/45 "2007-03-22T19:55:21Z")
Did you forget about this thread? no, I thought everyone else did. There had been a no question lull for about 20 hrs. If no: Was the FUO (foreign urinal object) bigger than a normal urinal cake? no ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/46 "2007-03-22T19:56:42Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Did you forget about this thread? no, I thought everyone else did. There had been a no question lull for about 20 hrs. If no: Was the FUO (foreign urinal object) bigger than a normal urinal cake? no [/QUOTE] Was the object yours? If not: do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/47 "2007-03-22T19:59:15Z")
Did something fall into the urinal from above whilst you were peeing? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/48 "2007-03-22T20:00:22Z")
Was the object yours? yes If not: do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal? yes (ignoring the ‘if not’ part) ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/49 "2007-03-22T20:01:53Z")
Did something fall into the urinal from above whilst you were peeing? yes ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/50 "2007-03-22T20:03:08Z")
Were you wearing the object before it fell? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/51 "2007-03-22T20:06:39Z")
Were you wearing the object before it fell? no ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/52 "2007-03-22T20:09:37Z")
Was it a meteorite? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/53 "2007-03-22T20:11:58Z")
See, you have to pay attention. Why would I deliberately put a meteorite in a urinal? Those go in the toilet! Was it a meteorite? no ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/54 "2007-03-22T20:19:36Z")
Did your urination cause chunks of wall plaster or ceiling tile to shake loose? ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/55 "2007-03-22T20:19:51Z")
Did your cat jump into the urinal? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/56 "2007-03-22T20:21:41Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Was the object yours? yes If not: do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal? yes (ignoring the ‘if not’ part) [/QUOTE] No, no ceiling tiles or plaster. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/57 "2007-03-22T20:23:09Z")
Did your cat jump into the urinal? Hilarious!, but no. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/58 "2007-03-22T20:28:24Z")
Did your glasses fall in? ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/59 "2007-03-22T20:31:32Z")
You DELIBERATELY put something in the urinal while you were urinating into it? Was it … a Bible? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/60 "2007-03-22T20:38:28Z")
Did your glasses fall in? no You DELIBERATELY put something in the urinal while you were urinating into it? yes Was it … a Bible? no [sub](Am I missing a bible in the urinal joke? I don’t get it.)[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=4)