# Urine on my pants - a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/61 "2007-03-22T20:43:43Z")
Did the mystery object you put into the urinal catch fire and need to be put out? (I can’t imagine any other potential reason for deliberately putting an object into a urinal while one is using said urinal.) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/62 "2007-03-22T20:44:14Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] You DELIBERATELY put something in the urinal while you were urinating into it? yes [/QUOTE] Was it ice from a finished drink? Which slid down into stream, thus causing a back splash? ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/63 "2007-03-22T20:48:48Z")
Did penis ensue? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/64 "2007-03-22T20:49:26Z")
Did the mystery object you put into the urinal catch fire and need to be put out? (I can’t imagine any other potential reason for deliberately putting an object into a urinal while one is using said urinal.) no, but way to think outside the box. I think we’ve used the 20Q’s ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/65 "2007-03-22T20:51:57Z")
Was it ice from a finished drink? Which slid down into stream, thus causing a back splash? no Did penis ensue? Perhaps :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/66 "2007-03-22T21:02:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by brewha > Was the object yours? > yes Did you recover the object from the urinal after the incident? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/67 "2007-03-22T21:03:52Z")
Did you recover the object from the urinal after the incident? no ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/68 "2007-03-22T21:05:08Z")
Was this one of those little propeller types or piss targets soem urinals use to amuse the customer? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/69 "2007-03-22T21:20:21Z")
Was this one of those little propeller types or piss targets soem urinals use to amuse the customer? no ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/70 "2007-03-22T21:31:37Z")
Are your pants still urine soaked? ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/71 "2007-03-22T21:46:26Z")
OK, let me get this right: you were peeing, something of yours fell into the urinal, you sprayed yourself, and you didn’t retrieve the object? So it must not be imporant… Was it made of paper? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/72 "2007-03-22T21:56:17Z")
[QUOTE=Jelymag] OK, let me get this right: you were peeing, something of yours fell into the urinal, you sprayed yourself, and you didn’t retrieve the object? So it must not be imporant… [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > Was the object yours? > yes > do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal? > yes coloring mine. [QUOTE=Jelymag] Was it made of paper? [/QUOTE] Was it made of plastic? ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/73 "2007-03-22T22:02:39Z")
[QUOTE=SiXSwordS] do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal? yes coloring mine. [/QUOTE] Oh. Well…hmm. Wait a minute…WTF??? Why did you deliberately put something of your own in the urinal and then pee on it and not retrieve it…? And why are we all so fascinated by it…? I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/74 "2007-03-22T22:08:34Z")
[QUOTE=Jelymag] . . . And why are we all so fascinated by it…? I have no idea. [/QUOTE] This is the Dope; you know, constantly fighting ignorance and all that. I think. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/75 "2007-03-22T22:08:51Z")
Were you suddenly overcome with a desire to quit smoking whereupon you threw your pack of Marlboro Light 100’s into le pissoir thereby preventing you lighting up again even if you did decide to give in to the temptation? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/76 "2007-03-22T22:11:06Z")
Is/was the item in the urinal alive? Are you continent? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/77 "2007-03-22T23:05:01Z")
You were standing or sitting? Sorry if I missed that ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/78 "2007-03-22T23:13:43Z")
Facts 1. Urinal 2. Object was not there at beginning of piss 3. Object owned by pissee dropped from above 4. Object was dropped deliberately by pissee and owned by pissee (although pissee and pisser are the same in this context) Get bored of your hat, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/79 "2007-03-22T23:28:35Z")
Was the item a photograph? ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/80 "2007-03-22T23:34:36Z")
oh wait 5) Was NOT wearing the object before it fell, so it can’t be a hat. A photograph? A report or book you disliked? A test you got a bad grade on? (dunno if you’re in school though) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=5)