# Urine on my pants - a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922 "2007-03-21T20:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/81 "2007-03-23T00:22:50Z")
I fear this will be a let down when the whole truth is told. But in keeping with the game… It was not made out of paper or plastic. Which takes care of test/photo/pack of smokes… MadtheSwine, that wasn’t a yes/no question. But yes I was standing - No I wasn’t sitting. The item in the urinal was not alive, nor was it ever. My pants are no longer soaked. I think that brings me up to date. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/82 "2007-03-23T00:31:33Z")
Some of y’all suck at 20 questions. 🙂 You gotta get the general questions down before the specifics. Did the object come from your mouth? As for why we’re still paying attention? I guess urine teresting. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/83 "2007-03-23T00:56:08Z")
All I’m going to say, is that if urine on your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis. Tripler . . . or just one leaky bastid. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/84 "2007-03-23T01:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness] Some of y’all suck at 20 questions. 🙂 You gotta get the general questions down before the specifics. Did the object come from your mouth? As for why we’re still paying attention? I guess urine teresting. Daniel [/QUOTE] Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Let this be a lesson to all. If the urinal drains slow, and there is a pool built up, resist the urge to hack a lugie. I don’t know how, and this has never happened before, but as soon as my expectorant hit the urinal, a huge splash erupted from the pool and dispersed itself all over the front of my pants. Thanks for playing, I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/85 "2007-03-23T04:33:58Z")
Aw man, I’d have given it to whoever mentioned “meteorite.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/86 "2007-03-23T21:11:36Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Let this be a lesson to all. If the urinal drains slow, and there is a pool built up, resist the urge to hack a lugie. I don’t know how, and this has never happened before, but as soon as my expectorant hit the urinal, a huge splash erupted from the pool and dispersed itself all over the front of my pants. Thanks for playing, I’ll be here all week. [/QUOTE] Yup. Springer material. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922/87 "2007-03-23T22:24:01Z")
[QUOTE=Tripler] All I’m going to say, is that if urine on your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis. [/QUOTE] That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard. [sub]or something like that. I haven’t seen Billy Madison in awhile[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/urine-on-my-pants-a-game/396922.md?page=4)