# URL names that made you laugh. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 24, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328 "2000-09-24T02:49:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/1 "2000-09-24T02:49:40Z")
I just went to the United States Department of Transportation website. [http://www.dot.gov](http://www.dot.gov) Heehee. “www dot dot dot gov”. So what are some URL titles that made you laugh? [sub]For the hard of reading, I said **URL titles**. Not the actual site.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Easy\_Tokyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Easy\_Tokyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Easy_Tokyo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/2 "2000-09-24T04:37:37Z")
Somebody had to have an inferiority complex to start \*\* [http://www.stupid.com/](http://www.stupid.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Easy\_Tokyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Easy\_Tokyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Easy_Tokyo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/3 "2000-09-24T04:39:10Z")
especially this page \*\* [http://www.stupid.com/disgust\_menu.htm](http://www.stupid.com/disgust_menu.htm) ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/4 "2000-09-24T06:33:10Z")
Those of you that read slashdot are undoubtedly (and unfortunately) familiar with {edited because we are tired of seeing this picture. Puleeze stop posting this, we beg you. slythe the disgusted) That is by design not a link. Do not type that into your browser and go there. Absolutely do not. You have been warned. [Edited by slythe on 09-24-2000 at 05:52 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Kupek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90db22/32.png) [@Kupek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kupek)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/5 "2000-09-24T06:47:21Z")
[http://www.finite.com](http://www.finite.com); the URL itself is part of it, but not completely. **TheNerd** , you practicaly just dared everyone to go there, by piquing their curiosity. So people don’t go there just to find out what it is, it’s a very graphic picture of a man holding open his anus. Know that, if you still want to see it, hop to it. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/6 "2000-09-24T07:24:13Z")
“Saturday Night Live” had a funny fake commercial about a respectable old financial institution that took so long to create a Web site for itself that all of the good names were already taken and it had to use [http://www.clownpenis.fart](http://www.clownpenis.fart). ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/7 "2000-09-24T07:59:08Z")
I laughed myself into embolism thanks to you (and SNL), Snoop Diggity Dog. Nerd, the infamous goatse address has been removed from this board… lessee… eggo, me, uh… I think 4 times now. 😉 –Tim ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/8 "2000-09-24T18:45:36Z")
[http://www.furnitureporn.com](http://www.furnitureporn.com) Just cuz it’s called furniture porn, it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/9 "2000-09-24T22:24:26Z")
Hope this doesn’t cause scrolling problems… [http://www.VerizonShouldSpendMoreTimeFixingItsNetworkAndLessMoneyOnLawyers.com](http://www.VerizonShouldSpendMoreTimeFixingItsNetworkAndLessMoneyOnLawyers.com) ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/10 "2000-09-24T22:57:50Z")
[http://www.ww.com](http://www.ww.com) : WorldWide Computers [http://www.www.com](http://www.www.com): [http://www.COM](http://www.COM) radio [http://www.wwww.com](http://www.wwww.com): World Wide Web Works [http://www.wwwww.com](http://www.wwwww.com): Some oil pipeline company. [http://www.wwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwww.com): 37 Omni-search engine. [http://www.wwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwww.com): PublicWorks [http://www.wwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwww.com): Back to 37 Omni-Search [http://www.wwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwww.com): Kornet Hosting [http://www.wwwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwwww.com): Dot com biz card [http://www.wwwwwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwwwwww.com): Reserved for future use [http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwww.com): For sale [http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.com): Reserved for future use [http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.com](http://www.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.com): Reserved After that–I started getting more and more redirects to Miami Girls. Maybe it’s my DNS. 🙂 I also like [http://www.rushlimbaughisabigfatidiot.com](http://www.rushlimbaughisabigfatidiot.com) -Ashley (I have too much free time on my hands.) [For those of you who have counted the "w"s and found a few gaps in the sequence, all you have to know is that they led to sites that we would rather didn’t get any extra advertising from the SDMB. Let’s be careful out there, o.k.? -slythe the merciful] [Edited by slythe on 09-24-2000 at 11:24 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/11 "2000-09-26T05:37:48Z")
Sorry, Slythe–I didn’t think about the content at the time. (Having already been desensitized to sleazy porno on the internet already) I’ll be more careful in the future! I apologize for any trouble I caused the other Dopers! -Ashley ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/12 "2000-09-26T06:37:52Z")
I wouldn’t worry about it. 10 to 1 says Slythe filed them in his ‘special’ folder. He just wanted them all to himself. 😛 –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/13 "2000-09-26T09:34:50Z")
MCI Worldcom has a Website [http://www.wcom.com](http://www.wcom.com) say that three times fast ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/14 "2000-09-26T22:08:49Z")
[http://www.retardedmonkey.com](http://www.retardedmonkey.com) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/15 "2000-09-26T22:25:29Z")
A few years ago, a friend of mine registered [muppetlabs.com](http://muppetlabs.com) before anyone else thought of it. I just got an account there too, I’ll probably do a home page in the not-too-distant future. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/16 "2000-09-26T23:38:35Z")
Sorry, I wasn’t aware that that particular thing had been addressed already. I didn’t want to post it, but the name did make me laugh. To make up for it: [flyingbuttmonkeys.com](http://flyingbuttmonkeys.com) It’s especially funny because they are in litigation with Digital Convergence. So the phrase “[flyingbuttmonkeys.com](http://flyingbuttmonkeys.com)” is now emblazoned on legal letterhead. ---
**Author:** ![BrothaTJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@BrothaTJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrothaTJ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/17 "2000-09-27T05:59:51Z")
An educated mind could fill in the gaps in Ash’s post…not that we’d want to go to any of those sites. :::nervously looks around::: I gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/18 "2000-09-27T12:53:51Z")
Go to [netradio.com](http://netradio.com), select “Pop,” and then select “80s Hits.” The last part of the URL in your address bar will then be “/80shits/”. Heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh-heh. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/19 "2000-09-27T16:56:23Z")
my favorite domain name happens to be a softcore site (just nekkid girls, don’t get your panties in a tangle) that is hilariously named: [http://www.youllgoblind.com](http://www.youllgoblind.com). Now that’s really funny. stoid ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328/20 "2000-09-27T17:48:00Z")
Even though the site itself is not at all funny: [http://www.vaginalinfections.com](http://www.vaginalinfections.com) I don’t know. Am I callous, or is just funny that this is their URL. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/url-names-that-made-you-laugh/34328.md?page=2)