# US Big Brother 3 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 9, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122 "2002-07-09T23:15:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/241 "2002-08-18T15:29:02Z")
God, how I missed the Amy & Marcellas Show! They crack me up. Hey, remember how last week Chiara was appalled at the way Josh was taking his nomination, and how horrible a person he was for having his one or two minor verbal attacks at her? Can you say “hypocrite”, boys and girls? I knew you could. Chiara has been bitching. non. stop. ever since the nominations. I imagine she took time out to sleep, but she was probably bitching in her sleep too. “It’s not fair! I never had a chance! If I’d known Amy was coming back I’d have thrown the bocce ball HoH competition so I could compete this week! I never had a chance! It’s a conspiracy…Big Brother wants me out so they rigged the HoH competition! I never had a chance! It’s not fair!” Gaaaah! Chiara thinks the rules are just fine. For everyone else. But _clearly_ they were never meant to be applied to _ **her** _! On an unrelated note, three phrases I hope never to hear again after this season of Big Brother: 1. My soul is not for sale. 2. I vote to evict…um…Lisa. 3. “ghetto”, as in “going ghetto on him.” (Dani, I’m lookin’ at you…) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/242 "2002-08-18T16:18:24Z")
jayjay, I didn’t want to pay for the feed if it wasn’t captioned or subtitled or something, so I don’t know if it is. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/243 "2002-08-18T16:43:04Z")
**handy** , I don’t think they are. When I had them, there was no option I could find for captioning. It would actually seem to be prohibitively difficult to caption this house on the fly, with the whispering and hot tub bubbling and microphone forgetting and card shuffling (a major annoyance for the recappers…it even has its own abbreviation, _STFC_ (Shuffling The Fucking Cards)). ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/244 "2002-08-19T11:47:30Z")
I heard there was some lesbian action last night and Chiwhora was rubbing her nipples to make 'em hard. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/245 "2002-08-19T15:05:09Z")
What do you get when you take four bored women (one of whom is Chiara) and give them lots of alcohol? _ **HOT! LESBIAN! ACTION!** _ Or a reasonable facsimile thereof, anyway. Big Brother unlocked the liquor cabinet again last night (interesting that they didn’t distribute alcohol the entire time Amy was gone, isn’t it?). Beer and wine. The girls got completely snaffled and started playing some drinking game called “I Never”. One of them says something like “I never slept with another woman” and if the others had done the action mentioned, they have to drink. Not entirely surprisingly, it turns out that Chiara has indeed done women, either just women or in combination with a man. Somewhat surprisingly, we find out that Danielle has done bondage scenes and enjoyed them. Not surprisingly at all, we find that Jason is about ready to climb over the wall to get out of earshot of this nasty (and loud) conversation. If the girls were more sober, they’d realize that Gerry is just lovin’ listening to this game, and has a creepy little smile on his face as he plays chess with Roddy in the living room. Chiara is almost itching to play “Truth or Dare” and get her tongue in Lisa’s mouth. They finally run out of wine and make a concentrated attack on the Diary Room to beg for more.Big Brother, wisely, tells them no. Roddy comments that if the producers were smart, they’d already have an intern on his way to the liquor store to keep the previous game going. The women pout a while, then get dressed to get in the hot tub. Chiara’s idea of swimwear (hehe…I just had a commercial flashback…“Svimvear…very nice”) is a white wifebeater shirt. No, not “and…”. Just a white wifebeater shirt. No bikini bottom, no bikini top, just a long _white_ wifebeater shirt. In which she’s going to get into the hot tub. And get wet. Do I need to draw diagrams? As Chiara is on her way to a PG-13 nips/cooter expose, Marcellas finally wakes up (he’d been napping in the HoH while the drinking game was going on). He asks Roddy “Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but why are all the women getting along?” Roddy replies “Alcohol.” Marc nods. Oh, Marcy, Marcy…if you only knew what you were spared by sweet Morpheus’ gentle arms… Back to the Bubbling Cauldron Of Repressed Lesbian Lust…okay, not so completely repressed. Chiara mock-makes-out with Lisa, then Amy (too late to get yourself off the block by flirting with HoH, Kiki). A rousing game of duckball is going on in the background, as the men have pretty much all come out to the backyard as well. People are in and out of the hot tub, and Chiara is alternately taking a dip to make sure her sole item of clothing, the _white_ wifebeater shirt, is sufficiently wet and transparent, and parading around the backyard, showing off all of her assets for the world to see. At one point, she’s playing duckball (having crashed the game) and, being totally drunk, gives Jason a mini-lecture about her clitoris and what it’s used for while they wait for her to take her turn. Poor, sweet Jason, totally exasperated by this complete tramp of a skank, tells her pointedly “Throw the duck, Chiara”. Probably the closest he’ll ever come to telling to her to fuck off. Which is probably a dangerous phrase to use around her… Strategizing later in the HoH. Dani and Jason (that’s no way to keep a secret alliance, folks) talking about the votes this week. Lisa comes in (yeah, keep that alliance a secret…) and they more or less decide they can’t swing a Roddy removal this week either. Arggggghhhh! Wake up! This is the second chance in a row they’re going to toss aside. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Dani suspects that Marc has defected to the dark side. She thinks Amy also is leaning in that direction. Gerry is a tossup. The only people she’s sure of right now are herself, Lisa and Jason. Even so, that’s still a majority of available votes…out of 8 people, three can’t vote (HoH and the two nominees). That leaves 5 voters, three of whom are Dani’s alliance. She could still get Roddy out this week, dammit! Don’t throw it away again! They finally drift to bed at about 3:00 A.M. They have a veto ceremony today sometime. I’ll bet Gerry doesn’t use it…the last time he vetoed someone he was cursed with leprosy (or at least you’d think so, the way they treat him). ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/246 "2002-08-19T22:49:02Z")
Doesn’t this ho have any family watching the show? Isn’t she embarrassed at all??? Is nothing sacred??? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/247 "2002-08-20T00:27:21Z")
okay I want to insert expressions of being extremely appalled here, but I have a feeling I need to save the big ammunition for later. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/248 "2002-08-20T04:51:46Z")
Check this out: [http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/images/twisted.gif](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/images/twisted.gif) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/249 "2002-08-20T06:26:30Z")
**Lola** : Heh! That was funny as hell, and oh so accurate. Chiara is on Day 4,002 of the It’s Not Fair Whinefest. Okay, it just feels that way. And how true was SouthParkRoddy’s t-shirt? 😉 Oh, and Gerry did not use the Veto. Tomorrow (well, today now) is an all-day lockdown in preparation for the Sheryl Crow concert (which I really, really, really hope they don’t show too much of Wednesday night). ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/250 "2002-08-20T13:00:15Z")
Hmmmm, I wonder if Sheryl will sing her smash hit _Chiara, don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya_ ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/251 "2002-08-20T13:54:13Z")
(to the tune of “Soak Up the Sun”) \*o/` My friend Chiara’s a slut, holds hookups in her RV. I can’t afford her price, that’s fine, I don’t want VD. She’s got chlamydia, she’s got some nasty rashes. Always gets what she wants. Sometimes dick, sometimes snatches. She’s gonna spread it for fun, gonna give it to every man in here. I wanna tell you that she’s gonna give it away to anybody who will not run in fear…gonna spread it for fun…o/` \* See, if I’d sung that in the Big Brother house, they’d have gone FOTH on the live feeds. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/252 "2002-08-20T15:11:57Z")
You guys, check these out! They’re freakin’ hysterical! [http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/photo2.html](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/photo2.html) [http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/photo3.html](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/photo3.html) And here’s the website url: [http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/) Bwahahahahahahahahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/253 "2002-08-20T15:18:33Z")
[This](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com/images/power.gif) one has to be my absolute favorite! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/254 "2002-08-20T15:57:17Z")
I so wish I could see those cartoons on a monitor instead fo a TV screen…maybe I could read them, then. ☹ Stupid computer… ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/255 "2002-08-20T16:15:22Z")
Awwwww, I’m sorry **JayJay!** ☹ Maybe you can see 'em at a friend’s place or the library. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/256 "2002-08-20T16:22:53Z")
Well, it’s not your fault I had to re-install Win98 because I cracked my WinMe disk and Win98 doesn’t recognize my V.92 modem as a modem, and because I can’t connect on my computer, I can’t download a patch for it or a new driver. So don’t feel bad. 🙂 At least I have WebTV to fall back on. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/257 "2002-08-20T16:24:18Z")
And some of them I can read, because they didn’t try to fit three pages of dialogue into one panel. Others, though… ---
**Author:** ![GalacticCowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@GalacticCowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GalacticCowgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/258 "2002-08-20T23:37:28Z")
Well thanks for the compliments, gang! A friend clued my in to y’all’s forum… I’m doing some rearranging on the site, so rather than count on the individual page links, you might wanna try the main home page… [http://www.galacticcowgirl.com](http://www.galacticcowgirl.com) 🆒 Laugh more. It’s all funny. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/259 "2002-08-21T01:58:19Z")
Those are just too funny. I was laughing out loud. “Behold the power of Cheese!” 😃 I like the one with Josh all over the place, not being able to operate a chair. He never did sit in that damn DR chair correctly. He’d lay sideways, upside down, backwards, anyway but the right way. It drove me nuts. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122/260 "2002-08-21T03:19:16Z")
Welcome, **GalacticCowgirl**! I love those cartoons, and hope you stick around the Straight Dope–it’s a fun place! -The Wrong Girl (off to read the feeds and see if Sheryl Crow has put in an appearance yet) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-big-brother-3/118122.md?page=14)