# US Cities Namesakes' Death Certificates

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175 "2014-07-27T17:49:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/1 "2014-07-27T17:49:13Z")

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St Paul, MN: decapitation  
Lincoln, NE: gunshot  
Pontiac, MI: head trauma (tomahawk)  
Cicero IL: decapitation. Head nailed post-mortem to Rostrum by offending tongue  
San Diego, CA: infection  
San Francisco, CA: exsanguination via stigmata (or self-induced malnutrition)  
King County, WA: pre-2005: unspecified gerentological disease(s). Post-2005: gunshot

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/2 "2014-07-27T17:54:12Z")

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Quincy, MA: Stroke (?)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/3 "2014-07-27T18:19:23Z")

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Warrenton, VA: Shot through the eye at the Battle of Bunker Hill.

Washington, DC: medical malpractice, most likely from bloodletting

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/4 "2014-07-27T18:23:43Z")

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New York City, and Albany N.Y. - brain haemorrhage

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/5 "2014-07-27T18:27:21Z")

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Austin TX. Pneumonia.

Houston TX. same.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/6 "2014-07-27T18:34:21Z")

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Pittsburgh, PA - apparent heart attack

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/7 "2014-07-27T18:41:10Z")

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Jackson, MS: chronic tuberculosis, dropsy, and heart failure.

Fayetteville, NC: pneumonia

Seattle, WA: unknown causes

Bismarck, ND: natural causes

Cody, WY: kidney failure

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/8 "2014-07-27T19:07:25Z")

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[Romeoville, IL](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeoville,_Illinois), suicide by poison  
[Joliet, IL](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joliet,_Illinois) (founded as “Juliet”), suicide by dagger

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/9 "2014-07-27T22:54:55Z")

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I live in Victoria, Texas: Uncontrolled Epilepsy Seizures.

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**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/10 "2014-07-27T22:58:49Z")

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Galveston, TX (Bernardo de Galvez): Illness and potentially poison.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/11 "2014-07-27T23:49:27Z")

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Hannibal, Missouri: Suicide by poison.

Seneca (numerous cities and town): Suicide

Corpus Christi, Texas: Crucifixion.

Joseph, Oregon: Of a broken heart.

Buffalo, New York: Overhunting

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/12 "2014-07-28T00:06:21Z")

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Juneau, AK: pneumonia

Fairbanks, AK: nephritis (inflammation of the kidneys)

Seward, AK: pneumonia or maybe respiratory infection

Valdez, AK (Antonio Valdés y Fernández Bazán): unknown

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/13 "2014-07-28T01:46:50Z")

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Dallas: heart attack

San Jose: died a happy death according to legend

Fort Worth: cholera

Nashville: struck by a cannonball at the battle of Germantown

Louisville: decapitated by guillotine

Raleigh: decapitation by axe

St. Louis: dysentery, or possibly bubonic plague

Greensboro: sunstroke

Fort Wayne and Waynesboro: gout

Knoxville: infection from swallowing a chicken bone

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/14 "2014-07-28T02:12:55Z")

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Charlotte: edema and pneumonia

Montgomery: hit by grapeshot at the Battle of Quebec (1775)

Wolfeboro, N.H.: shot at the Battle of Quebec (1759)

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**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/15 "2014-07-28T02:31:35Z")

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Zebulon, Georgia: “Killed by flying rocks and other debris.”

Eugene, Oregon: “Took ill after trying to save his cattle during a flood in 1861.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/16 "2014-07-28T02:52:34Z")

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Reno, Nevada - shot by a Confederate sharpshooter

Casper, Wyoming - killed in battle with Lakota and Cheyenne

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/17 "2014-07-28T03:47:53Z")

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Custer, SD: any questions?

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/18 "2014-07-28T04:01:23Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Reno, Nevada - shot by a Confederate sharpshooter

Just to watch him die?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/19 "2014-07-28T04:23:39Z")

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Monroe (Michigan and Georgia, among others): heart failure and tuberculosis

Columbus, Ohio: gout or maybe Reiter’s Syndrome

Carson City, Nevada: aortic aneurysm

Laramie, Wyoming: disappeared in the mountains and never heard from again

Bozeman, Montana: probably murdered by his partner, who blamed the Arapaho

St. Petersburg, Florida: crucified upside down

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2014, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-cities-namesakes-death-certificates/694175/20 "2014-07-28T06:42:23Z")

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Los Angeles: Just…carried off by God’s messengers

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