Bear in mind who’s telling the story. It actually explains a lot. rimshot
The “ice bath” may have been induced hypothermia, which resulted in an altered state of consciousness, and possibly his heart stopped, and had to be mechanically restarted-- he may have been “dead” for a few seconds, but his family reports the whole period of hypothermia as the time he was dead.
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No you weren’t.
My step-mom had surgery almost a year ago and the doctor knicked a vein and it wasn’t noticed for six minutes. She had a lot of blood loss to her brian. She has been on a breathing tube since and is still bed-ridden and can barely mumble.
Your mom is liar.
I thought this board forbaded images because it’ll crash the sytem and a bunch of old fogeys will get the vapors.