US or British jets intercepting Russian bombers

True but then the looks of us planes are for a reason (better aerodynamics or performance or stealth).

Kinda like car makers making car bodies more round. Made the cars look far more bland as it limited aesthetic design but they got better gas mileage.

External stores are only under the wing, they probably wouldn’t prevent a Russian radar from still getting a good scan-examination of the F-22’s upper side to see how stealthy that upper-side skin is.

I don’t see any dog?

Dog? What dog? I see no dog.

Su-34’s maybe? Damn thing can carry tons of precision and standoff weapons plus it can engage in Air to air combat and has the latest ECM suite.

Do they still have Tu-22M’s there?

Since we’re sort of drifting OP, this is the right thread for this I think:

Chinese fighter flew inverted over US Air Force jet, official says CNN, May 19

The immediate interpretation, with phot citations/illustrations:2 Chinese Fighter Jets Gave A US Surveillance Plane The ‘Top Gun’ Treatment

Possible? Gubmint says so. How weird?

The Chinese killed a guy doing that in 2001.