# USC basketball cheerleaders act blocked by someone who might favor burkhas **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691 "2005-01-20T06:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/41 "2005-01-21T10:24:03Z")
> [@margin](#): > > Well, except for the hygiene-impaied part, I kind of like computer nerds. Well, that’s good, as I am a computer nerd. Not hygiene impaired or lacking social graces, though. So how you doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/42 "2005-01-21T13:01:58Z")
You can [check out the team](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery.htm) here. Cute girls, but they don’t dress like hookers or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/43 "2005-01-21T18:38:22Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > [I feel](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/jacquelyn2004.html)[like](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/alanna2004.html) [this](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/sarah2004.html) [thread](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kristen2004.html) [won’t](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/liane2004.html) [be](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kim2004.html) [complete](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/lindsey2004.html) [without](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/erika2004.html) [some](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/jennifer2004.html) [pictures](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kelly2004.html) [of](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/natalie2004.html) [the](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/christiana2004.html) [team.](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/thesquad.html) I know this is the wrong team, but after checking the images, I have to ask: Does this group represent three models of Cylon or four? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/44 "2005-01-21T18:48:33Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > You wanna watch the computer science guys wearing wingtips perform a precision calculator toss? Young College boys in \*just \* wingtips? Mmmm, sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/45 "2005-01-21T19:46:49Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > [I feel](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/jacquelyn2004.html)[like](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/alanna2004.html) [this](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/sarah2004.html) [thread](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kristen2004.html) [won’t](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/liane2004.html) [be](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kim2004.html) [complete](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/lindsey2004.html) [without](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/erika2004.html) [some](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/jennifer2004.html) [pictures](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/kelly2004.html) [of](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/natalie2004.html) [the](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/christiana2004.html) [team.](http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/thesquad/thesquad.html) So, they’re all basically the same blonde girl with a couple of brunettes thrown in for good measure? haha. They remind me of the results of The Swan. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/46 "2005-01-21T21:03:36Z")
Whoops! I guess I didn’t read carefully. But I guess showing up in a thread with cute cheerleader pictures is like showing up at someone else’s house with beer: it’s never a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/47 "2005-01-21T21:19:14Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > So, they’re all basically the same blonde girl with a couple of brunettes thrown in for good measure? haha. They remind me of the results of The Swan. I noticed that too. Eight blonde clones, three Asian clones, and a brunette. What ever happened to all the hot redheads? ---
**Author:** ![Floyd13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Floyd13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floyd13)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/48 "2005-01-21T23:01:45Z")
If I worked for ESPN: **"Coming from behind, Cocks slide past Beavers"** or **"In a rout, Beavers swallow Cocks whole"** or **"In a rout, Cocks manhandle Beavers"** Ok. I’m done now. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/49 "2005-01-22T03:31:30Z")
Definitely prefer the Carolina team, because their blondes don’t all look exactly alike. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/50 "2005-01-22T04:14:32Z")
> [@StephenG](#): > > Um, **neuroman**? > Also, I give you [the web home of the USC Coquettes](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/). Bootylicious white girls? Man those are sure some R. Crumb style females. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/51 "2005-01-22T04:33:37Z")
I think I see the problem here. In deconstructing their dance moves there is a definite purient subtext. Specifically here [Our pert breasts are firm and high](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192847AA.JPG) [Our shapely buttocks are tight](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192915AA.JPG) [Our eager vaginas are wide open](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_193131AA.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/52 "2005-01-22T04:45:47Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > But I guess showing up in a thread with cute cheerleader pictures is like showing up at someone else’s house with beer: it’s never a bad thing. Word, **neuroman** , word. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/53 "2005-01-22T04:47:17Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I think I see the problem here. In deconstructing their dance moves there is a definite purient subtext. > > Specifically here > > [Our pert breasts are firm and high](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192847AA.JPG) > > [Our shapely buttocks are tight](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192915AA.JPG) > > [Our eager vaginas are wide open](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_193131AA.JPG) So where was the “problem” of which you speak? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/54 "2005-01-22T07:21:26Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I think I see the problem here. In deconstructing their dance moves there is a definite purient subtext. > > Specifically here > > [Our pert breasts are firm and high](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192847AA.JPG) > > [Our shapely buttocks are tight](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_192915AA.JPG) > > [Our eager vaginas are wide open](http://www.uscdanceteam.com/gallery/2001_2002/images/2001_0901_193131AA.JPG) I think this subtext is coming from the viewer. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/55 "2005-01-22T07:32:40Z")
Actually, if he works on the meter a bit, he probably has a good cheer, there. Finish it up with Go Cocks! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691/56 "2005-01-22T14:41:52Z")
Next time they should ditch the Coquettes and reunite the [Cockettes](http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Heights/2493/cockettes.htm). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usc-basketball-cheerleaders-act-blocked-by-someone-who-might-favor-burkhas/285691.md?page=2)