# Use Your Dalek Voice, Please. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 13, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943 "2012-12-13T19:00:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/21 "2012-12-14T01:40:46Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > WHAT ARE YOU going to do? Plunge me to death? I HAVE EX-TERMIN-ATED THE TOILET CLOG. AND THE CAT. a ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/22 "2012-12-14T09:28:55Z")
> [@vd](#): > > On Jerry Springer: > “TALK TO THE PLUNGER, BECAUSE THE EYE STALK IS NOT VIEWING!” Nice one. To the dismay of my wife, the cooking instructions on frozen food often prompt me into Dalek mode: > [@](#): > > Remove outer packaging. > Cook in centre of pre-heated oven for 20-25 minutes. > Serve and enjoy. SERVE! AND ENJOY! SERVE! AND ENJOY! SERVE! AND… DO NOT THROW TEA TOW-ELS AT ME, HUMAN FE-MALE! YOU MUST O-BEY CHEF DALEK! OW! ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/23 "2012-12-14T09:34:35Z")
THESE ARE NOT THE DALEKS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR! EXTERMINATE! capscapscaps ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/24 "2012-12-14T09:55:44Z")
THE ROOM WAS REALLY TIED TOGETHER BY THAT RUG! > [@Saltire](#): > > MATH! SCIENCE! HISTORY! UNRAVELLING THE MYSTERIES! THAT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG! BANG! BAZINGA! > [@vd](#): > > (edit: la, la, la. extra text so the all caps don’t get removed. la, la, la.) I wish it wouldn’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/25 "2012-12-14T14:39:44Z")
How about: FERRIS BUELLER, YOU’RE MY HERO! WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS! WHAT DOES MARCEL WALLACE LOOK LIKE? ZED IS EXTERMINATED! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE EVERYTHING WE’VE COME TO EXPECT FROM YEARS OF GOVERNMENT TRAINING! GO TEAM VENTURE! GO AHEAD! MAKE THE DALEKS DAY! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/26 "2012-12-14T14:54:27Z")
Insane Dalek: (Said at different speeds) FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/27 "2012-12-14T15:02:41Z")
(Knock, knock, knock) PENNY! YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/28 "2012-12-14T15:41:41Z")
SOCK IT TO MEEEEEE! Uhm…WOULD YOU LIKE A WALNETTO? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/29 "2012-12-14T15:45:35Z")
“I’d sit this one out, Cap … these guys come from legend, they’re basically gods.” “THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, MA’AM. AND I AM PRETTY SURE HE DOES NOT DRESS LIKE THAT.” ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/30 "2012-12-14T17:20:33Z")
From _Holy Grail:_ “NONE SHALL PASS!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/31 "2012-12-14T17:34:16Z")
And Now… WE ARE THE DALEKS WHO SAY NEE! GO AWAY OR THE DALEKS SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/32 "2012-12-14T17:39:17Z")
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! SHOW ME THE MONEEEE! IT IS NOT A TUMOR! (Kindergarten cop) ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/33 "2012-12-14T17:44:28Z")
From pop music: IF YOU LIKED IT, YOU SHOULD HAVE PLACED A TOKEN OF ANNULUS SHAPE ON IT From The Big Lebowski: NIHILISM? THAT IS NOT EVEN AN ET-HOS! SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE TEN-ETS OF NAT-ION-AL SOC-IAL-ISM, BUT AT LEAST IT IS AN ETHOS! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/34 "2012-12-14T18:05:10Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > And Now… > > WE ARE THE DALEKS WHO SAY NEE! > > GO AWAY OR THE DALEKS SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!! And inevitably THIS IS AN EXTERMINATED PARROT! ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/35 "2012-12-14T18:13:25Z")
TO REAL-IZE HIS DREAM HE SE-CRET-LY START-ED CHOOS-ING THE TOP CHEFS OF VAR-I-OUS STYLES OF COOK-ING AND HE NAMED HIS DALEKS THE I-RON CHEFS: THE IN-VINC-IB-ILE DALEKS OF CUL-IN-ARY SKILLS. caps ---
**Author:** ![Wheeljack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@Wheeljack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheeljack)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/36 "2012-12-15T02:54:46Z")
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEEEA? (Ha.) ---
**Author:** ![audit1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@audit1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audit1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/37 "2012-12-15T03:13:30Z")
MY DESIGNATION IS DALEK INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO BE EX TER MIN ATED! h ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/38 "2012-12-15T07:05:08Z")
Eggs, term, in, ate. Sofa king we tared edd ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/39 "2012-12-15T23:19:10Z")
> [@getitrite](#): > > Eggs, term, in, ate. > Sofa king we tared edd EGGS Eggs? Would you like some eggs? Let me see if I can find some… EGGS TERM Eggs Term? EGGS TERM IN Ut oh. ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943/40 "2012-12-15T23:23:31Z")
> [@Terminus\_Est](#): > > Karen Gillan does an awesome Dalek voice: > > [DOCTOR, DO YOU LIKE GREEN APPLES AND CAN I BUY YOU A SODAAAAAA!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhInHnZH30) Dear God that woman is hot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/use-your-dalek-voice-please/643943.md?page=1)