# Used famous breast implant for sale on eBay. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681 "2005-03-03T00:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/1 "2005-03-03T00:57:33Z")
[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW) This is odd… This ex-topless dancer was once sued for a whiplash injury when she knocked a man in the head with her enormous breast. Now you can own the implant- autographed! Apparantly the case was settled in Judge Wapner’s court. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/2 "2005-03-03T01:02:32Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > [http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW) > > This is odd… This ex-topless dancer was once sued for a whiplash injury when she knocked a man in the head with her enormous breast. Now you can own the implant- autographed! Apparantly the case was settled in Judge Wapner’s court. Apologizing in advance, I must ask… You sure that wasn’t “Judge Whopper’s court?” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/3 "2005-03-03T01:07:02Z")
No, worse than that…“Jugs Whopper’s court”. ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/4 "2005-03-03T07:04:14Z")
And it currently a bargain at $2600. My wife is going to ask why this is in my watch list, you just wait and see. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/5 "2005-03-03T07:07:45Z")
Did you notice the shipping was based on a **flat** rate? ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/6 "2005-03-03T08:35:24Z")
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/7 "2005-03-03T11:23:50Z")
Seems kind of a shame to break up a set like that. I mean, what did they do with the other one? Put it in a time capsule? Donate it to flood victims as a flotation device? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/8 "2005-03-03T12:46:36Z")
First, \*\* Unclviny \*\* stole my eeeeeewwwwwwwwww ! Second, the price is now $ 10,201.00 . Third, Hi Opal. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/9 "2005-03-03T12:53:15Z")
Did you notice the category? “Weird stuff/Totally bizarre collectibles.” Hee! ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/10 "2005-03-03T16:00:59Z")
1st - The case was on The People’s Court with Ed Koch. 2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her. 3rd - Hi Opal. 4th - Now up to $13,100 :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/11 "2005-03-03T16:45:54Z")
Holy, Moley. It’s up to more than $14 Grand. Just what would you DO with it? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/12 "2005-03-03T16:50:51Z")
Get another two and learn to juggle. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/13 "2005-03-03T16:57:12Z")
Looking at the bid history, I notice that almost all the bidders have single-digit feedback, which is fairly typical for these “gimmick” auctions that rocket up to the five- and six-digit bid amounts. Once the shills and jokers are weeded out, I wonder what the actual selling price is going to be. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/14 "2005-03-03T17:12:30Z")
> [@little\*bit](#): > > 2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her. Why? It doesn’t look _that_ big to me. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/15 "2005-03-03T17:58:59Z")
It seems like you are only gettin ONE of them. I couldn’t break up the set. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/16 "2005-03-03T22:07:05Z")
Yet another: EEEEEWWWWWW!!! Technically, couldn’t those be considered biowaste? Is that even legal? Yuck yuck yuck! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/17 "2005-03-03T22:41:21Z")
> [@phall0106](#): > > Just what would you DO with it? Might make a nice paperweight if your desk is covered with loose porn pix. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/18 "2005-03-03T22:45:53Z")
> [@little\*bit](#): > > There is no way that is the implant they took out of her. > [@Indygrrl](#): > > Why? It doesn’t look _that_ big to me. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Technically, couldn’t those be considered biowaste? Is that even legal? Yuck yuck yuck! That’s what I would have thought, as well. Medical waste. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/19 "2005-03-04T03:00:18Z")
[Cue the music](http://music.msn.com/artist/?artist=40852944#). (Only works in IE. If you have to ask which song to play …) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681/20 "2005-03-04T11:15:29Z")
> [@little\*bit](#): > > 2nd - There is no way that is the implant they took out of her. I agree, because I can’t see where in the description it explicitly says that this implant was ever in her body. > [@](#): > > The infamous Playboy Cover Girl TAWNY PEAKS BREAST IMPLANT. Which could mean “This was put in her body, removed, and is now being sold” or “This implant is the same model that was implanted in her” or “This implant is her property” > [@](#): > > This is the implant from the first known documented Law Suit over > > ASSAULT with a BREAST. All this means is that this implant (or one of the same make and model) was involved in the trial. An unused implant may well have been introduced into evidence. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/used-famous-breast-implant-for-sale-on-ebay/292681.md?page=2)