# Useless Birthday Present **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076 "2012-01-01T20:04:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/1 "2012-01-01T20:04:28Z")
Here, take a [look](http://www.zazzle.com/dicks_halfway_inn_tshirt-235720424749501245). Where’m I supposed to wear this damn thing, other than at their place or here at home??? Oh yeah, right: “Go to church with **Dondra** on Sunday morning with it on!!!” ;)😃 Q ---
**Author:** ![UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/46a35a/32.png) [@UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UFC_Is_Sux)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/2 "2012-01-01T20:08:20Z")
That would go so great with my [Morningwood Lumber Co. ball cap](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=morning+wood+cap&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=622&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=xnJpxKrKHmoaFM:&imgrefurl=http://bottlecaptees.com/80_s/Morningwood_Lumber_Co..php&docid=NFkSE3NLpGrwaM&imgurl=http://bottlecaptees.com/productimages/designs/morningwood-det.gif&w=621&h=378&ei=x7wAT-KaOZCFsALzgpnoCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1045&vpy=265&dur=501&hovh=114&hovw=158&tx=208&ty=76&sig=100054702405981535691&page=2&tbnh=114&tbnw=158&start=24&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:22,s:24). ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/3 "2012-01-01T20:59:52Z")
_Gotta_ have it!!! 😉 Thank you, **UFC Is Sux** , and welcome to the greatest message board in the WORLD!!! Quasimodem ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Bundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Al\_Bundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Bundy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/4 "2012-01-01T23:35:09Z")
I find they make ideal grease rags. Lay it on the bed. Cut off each arm past the joint. Cut widthwise about half way up. Then slice both sides open. You have six rags suitable for checking the oil, wiping off grease fittings, or blowing your nose. This present is far from useless. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/5 "2012-01-01T23:42:18Z")
Who gave it to you? You should wear it around him/her. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/6 "2012-01-02T00:31:06Z")
My son Q ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/useless-birthday-present/608076/7 "2012-01-02T00:49:27Z")
Get yourself a [Master Bait and Tackle coffee mug](http://www.masterbaitonline.com/images/products/New11/muglrg.jpg) and you’ll have a complete ensemble!