# User “Kel Varnsen - Latex Division” has been banned

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [February 27, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101 "2005-02-27T02:50:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/41 "2005-02-27T18:53:31Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Personally, threads like these make me glad I stay mostly in Comments, ATMB, GQ, and CS. We hardly ever get trainwrecks there.

You are _so_ jinxed now. You do realize that, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/42 "2005-02-27T19:05:46Z")

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Sorry to see this happen, really. But as I had hit 'report this post" more than a few times myself, I can’t say I didn’t see it coming, and that the Mods weren’t giving him plenty of chances. Too bad he didn’t modify his behavior. ☹

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/43 "2005-02-27T19:17:46Z")

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I like pie. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/44 "2005-02-28T01:07:09Z")

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I think his thread about father/daughter incest was completely misinterpreted by damn near everybody. He was simply wondering why fathers aren’t attracted to their daughters more often, he wasn’t advocating it. It’s a perfectly valid anthropological question, one that was discussed in my anthro class. The answer to this question, IIRC what was taught those many years ago, was that the incest taboo came about to prevent the family unit from being broken up. If the taboo weren’t there, the aging mother would have a tough time competing with the younger daughter, and the family unit would suffer. (I don’t recall how widely accepted this was, and since it was many years ago this theory may have been discredited since.)

I think Kel’s only fault there was not explaining himself properly, and not asking the question in more clinical terms. I think all it was was the same curiosity that leads people to study the incest taboo. I did not see it as advocacy of incest.

And the BBQ thread listed in the OP was not him defending _incest_, but defending _the original thread_.

Yes, I see there were plenty of other reasons to ban him, I’m not saying he should be reinstated. I just think this particular issue was misinterpreted.

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/45 "2005-02-28T01:21:04Z")

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_I’ve become comfortably numb_  
Thanks to the Admin.'s… this is stuff we don’t need here. Also, I agree with the **MHENDO** comments of the links to give cause for banning. Understanding is promted by examples like these

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/46 "2005-02-28T15:01:58Z")

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May I humbly suggest these threads be titled (for example):

> [@](#):
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> LHoD: Banned Name!

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/47 "2005-02-28T15:13:01Z")

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OooOooh. Banned name. I like it.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/48 "2005-02-28T15:34:29Z")

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I was soooo close. I picked **Kel** then the pope. ☹

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/49 "2005-02-28T23:04:34Z")

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(golf clap)

Good show, chaps. Good show.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/50 "2005-03-01T09:00:58Z")

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Alas, he was but a fragile thing of light and beauty, too transient and precious for this harsh and tawdry world. Such delicacy comes but once in a man’s lifetime, briefly flashing across the sky before burning itself up in a refulgent display of luminescent glory. **Kel Varnsen** , you were a rare bloom always doomed to find stony ground, but you touched the lives of everyone here, and rest assured that your memory will live on until at least next Tuesday. God speed, brave spirit. {Blows nose loudly}

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/51 "2005-03-01T09:45:18Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> I think his thread about father/daughter incest was completely misinterpreted by damn near everybody.

Au contraire, I think almost everybody knew exactly what it was: a troll (as were the majority of his posts). The guy was like a kid with a stick stirring up the beehive just to watch the reaction.

I’m glad he’s gone.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/52 "2005-03-02T00:19:53Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Au contraire, I think almost everybody knew exactly what it was: a troll (as were the majority of his posts). The guy was like a kid with a stick stirring up the beehive just to watch the reaction.

Well, obviously I disagree. There was no reason for it to be a “beehive”, it was perfectly valid question. It was only a beehive because people were piling on without bothering to even try to understand the question. Pack mentality.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/53 "2005-03-02T00:45:08Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Well, obviously I disagree. There was no reason for it to be a “beehive”, it was perfectly valid question. It was only a beehive because people were piling on without bothering to even try to understand the question. Pack mentality.

If that were his only thread like that, I’d agree.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/54 "2005-03-02T04:02:44Z")

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Finally. It wasn’t just his jerkish comments - there was something seriously creepy with him, esp. with his lovely little incest thread. Good riddance.

And I fully support the unleashing of Trogdor to burninate him. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-kel-varnsen-latex-division-has-been-banned/292101/55 "2005-03-02T04:54:27Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> So, the cardboard division finally won out, eh?

:Cackle:

:Chortle:

:Snort:

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