# User names from the Blues **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 4, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633 "2008-12-04T04:26:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/1 "2008-12-04T04:26:26Z")
If I hadn’t picked such a classy name, I might have gone with: Smoke Stack Lightnin’ Dust My Broom Blues Walking Like A Man That Spoon Terraplane Blues Crossroads Yours? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/2 "2008-12-04T04:46:19Z")
Blind Cecil Doperman ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/3 "2008-12-04T05:54:26Z")
Another Mule Kickin’ in Yo Stall Well, that one’s kind of long. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/4 "2008-12-04T14:42:04Z")
Play wit’ yo’ Poodle ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/5 "2008-12-04T14:44:03Z")
**Born Under a Bad Sign** ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/6 "2008-12-04T15:40:21Z")
One would assume that \*\*Back Door Man \*\*would be an interesting username… **King Bee**? **Crawling Kingsnake**? **Hootchie Cootchie Man**? One that is less boasty but no less bluesy would be \*\*The Stumble \*\*- a truly great Freddy King track that would send a message of blues love balanced with a little self-deprecating humor… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/7 "2008-12-04T15:45:04Z")
Bleeding Gums Murphy ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/8 "2008-12-04T15:51:59Z")
Asleep in the Desert [Blues Name Calculator](http://www.outliermusic.com/jokes_bluesname.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/9 "2008-12-04T16:00:15Z")
I am **Sleepy Sugar Parker** , which might be the most appropriate name imaginable for a diabetic saxophonist. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/10 "2008-12-04T16:14:10Z")
Hound Dog Taylor ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/11 "2008-12-04T16:15:38Z")
I’m **Fat Gumbo Jones**. I like it, but as a user name I’d go with **Fat Gumbo**. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/12 "2008-12-04T17:11:41Z")
Wang Dang Doodle ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/13 "2008-12-04T17:20:42Z")
**Blind Lemony Snicket** **Limpin’ Leeeroy Jenkins** **Deaf Luddy Beethodder** **Led Belly** ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/14 "2008-12-04T17:51:37Z")
I’m Old Fingers McGee! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/15 "2008-12-04T18:01:44Z")
The calculator says I’m Jailhouse Sugar Hopkins. I don’t know when I’ve ever felt quite so depressed. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/16 "2008-12-04T19:01:37Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Wang Dang Doodle Outstanding choice. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/17 "2008-12-04T19:10:48Z")
Gatemouth Scriv’ or Etta James Scrivener ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names-from-the-blues/475633/18 "2008-12-04T19:46:12Z")
**Boney Harp Rivers** , half-brother of Geraldo.