# user names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [December 25, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052 "2003-12-25T21:43:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/1 "2003-12-25T21:43:47Z")

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Who has the shortest username?  
The longest?  
Most numbers?

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/2 "2003-12-25T22:14:40Z")

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Off to ATMB.

**DrMatrix** - GQ Moderator

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/3 "2003-12-25T22:40:06Z")

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Well, if the Winter Solstice is the shortest day of the year, then the Summer Solstice is the tallest?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/4 "2003-12-26T00:31:56Z")

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No, the summer solstice produes the longest hyponenuse on the daily height of a Doper on the average.

The winter produces the far shortest. They’re too damn cold to stand outside for that length of time.

Tripler  
Trust me, I know these things through experimentation.

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**Author:** ![Molson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Molson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molson)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/5 "2003-12-26T05:14:14Z")

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There are lots of shortest and longest names.

Shortest, many single letters of the alphabet are names, plus a few punctuation marks.

But I found this one that tops them all - registered with a name of one space. No posts. Maybe you can sign up with a space but it can’t handle it at login?  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=%20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=%20)

As for longest, there at lots who hit the max, which seems to be 30 characters.

Here’s a recent one “the Good Intent,in King’s Road”  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=the%20Good%20Intent,in%20King’s%20Road](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=the%20Good%20Intent,in%20King's%20Road)

handy was the high count king at 17495 posts, but I see he is banned, so I don’t know who’s second.  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=handy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=handy)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/6 "2003-12-27T00:01:00Z")

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What I meant by Most Numbers was the most numbers in one’s username.Like ralph12345

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/7 "2003-12-27T03:23:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*What I meant by Most Numbers was the most numbers in one’s username.Like ralph12345 \*\*

I think one person has a username of pi written to about ten digits.

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**Author:** ![TheMadHun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@TheMadHun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMadHun)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/user-names/221052/8 "2003-12-27T08:20:33Z")

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In that case the answer is 22 characters for **3\_14159265358979323846**

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=3\_14159265358979323846](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&username=3_14159265358979323846)
