# Username Acronyms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377 "1999-12-24T20:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/1 "1999-12-24T20:54:00Z")

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This is fairly straight forward.  
Dopers with long names can abbreviate to a shorter version of their name.

For example… my name.

**S** mart  
**M** anly  
**U** nderstanding  
**G** uy

or

**S** ex  
**M** aniac  
**U** sually  
**G** reat

Use your name, mine, or anyone’s.

**M** ay  
**I** nclude  
**C** rime  
**H** er  
**E** vil  
**L** usty  
**L** ife  
**E** xposed

(Sorry Michelle - just an example.)

Have fun with it.

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Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond!

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/2 "1999-12-24T21:04:00Z")

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Silly  
Man  
U  
Geek

oops sorry smug… im supposed to do me hehe

Can  
Drive  
Never  
Safely  
Usually  
Excited

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A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/3 "1999-12-24T21:19:00Z")

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Ooooo - good ones CdnSue…  
How about…

One  
Person  
Against  
Large  
Corporations  
And  
Tyrants

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/4 "1999-12-24T21:19:00Z")

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Pleasantly  
Cracking  
Whip

seems appropriate dontcha think? 😉

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A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/5 "1999-12-24T21:22:00Z")

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Pretty  
Creative  
Woman

much more me ma chere!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/6 "1999-12-24T21:44:00Z")

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Sore  
Ass  
Till  
Airhead  
Nicked?

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[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)  
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

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**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/7 "1999-12-25T01:04:00Z")

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Guy  
Exercises  
Obviously  
Freakingly  
Feminine  
Reactions  
Especially  
Yacking

Frightening…

./^\_/^\

\< o | o \>  
.\<\_ | \_\>  
…\U/

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**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/8 "1999-12-25T01:46:00Z")

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Good  
Orderly  
Direction

Genuine,  
Omnipotent,  
Divine

Grandiose  
Obfuscating  
Deity

Gorged!  
(Off  
Diet)

Gainfully  
Occupied  
Directing  
(scape)Goat  
Of  
Disasters

Gives  
Orgasms  
Discriminately

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/9 "1999-12-25T02:02:00Z")

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Tantalizing  
Erotic  
Nimble  
Nature-loving  
Humorous  
Intelligent  
Peaceful  
Pure  
Idealistic  
Enchanting

–or–

Troubled  
Egocentric  
Neurotic  
Nasty  
Half-assed  
Idiotic  
Pompous  
Pathetic  
Irrational  
Exhausting

…Depending on who you talk to.

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**Author:** ![mr\_john](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@mr\_john](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_john)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/10 "1999-12-25T02:09:00Z")

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m ostly  
r ight,  
j ust,  
o nly,  
h e’s  
n uts.

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“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/11 "1999-12-25T02:13:00Z")

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**G** reat,  
**U** nder-  
**A** ppreciated,  
**N** ice,  
**O** penly  
**L** aughs  
**A** ll  
**D** ay

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**-PIGEONMAN-**  
Hero For A New Millennium!

[The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Back in the new year!** Honest. I promise. No, really.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/12 "1999-12-25T02:20:00Z")

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Jesting  
Joyfully  
Through  
MPSIMS

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JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html)  
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/13 "1999-12-25T04:05:00Z")

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Calm  
And  
Typical  
Regular  
And  
Normal  
Don’t  
Overlook  
Me!

Or something like that…

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/14 "1999-12-25T05:41:00Z")

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**b** earing  
**e** quivocally  
**a** ll  
**t** he  
**l** atest  
**e** ndearments

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**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/15 "1999-12-25T11:42:00Z")

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**E** leven  
**R** abid  
**R** oaches  
**O** vulating  
**N** ear  
**E** very **O** ne’s  
**U** nderwear  
**S** tash.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/16 "1999-12-25T14:41:00Z")

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HAHAHA Erroneous, I love it… I actually spit my coffee out laughing!!!

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A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us

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**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/17 "1999-12-25T14:49:00Z")

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Beauty  
Even  
Exists in  
Really  
Utterly  
Stupid  
ER… Drunk guys like me.

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There’s always another beer.

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/18 "1999-12-25T17:28:00Z")

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::bows to the master of Acronyms::  
Eroneous your post should come with a disclaimer to not read while you have liquid in your mouth!

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/19 "1999-12-25T20:41:00Z")

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**C** onstantly  
**A** lmost  
**N** ude  
**A** nd  
**D** ressed  
**I** nappropriately  
**A** t  
**N** ice  
**S** ocial  
**U** pscale  
**E** vents

Ow - I think I hurt my brain on that one.

There are some really good ones already.  
Who else can we drag in here?

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/20 "1999-12-25T21:03:00Z")

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Smug you are hilarious. My second screen spit of the day 🙂

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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