# Username Acronyms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377 "1999-12-24T20:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/21 "1999-12-25T23:20:00Z")

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Astounding  
Yummmy  
Exceptionally  
Sensous  
Human  
Animal  
Or at least, that’s what Lion says.

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/22 "1999-12-25T23:37:00Z")

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Texas  
hero  
enjoys

Listening  
In  
On  
Noise

Peace  
t lion

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" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/23 "1999-12-26T01:46:00Z")

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Oh, boy! Acronyms! My FAVORITE!  
(Well, not really, but here goes…)

**B** reezing  
**A** long,  
**L** aughing  
**O** r  
**O** therwise

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/24 "1999-12-26T02:31:00Z")

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**M** ust  
**R** espond  
**K** indly  
**N** ot  
**O** bnoxiously  
**W** hen  
**I**  
**T** ell  
**A** bout  
**L** ast month’s  
**L** obotomy

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Mr. K’s Link of the Month:

[The Enchanted World of Rankin-Bass](http://www.rankinbass.com/)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/25 "1999-12-26T02:47:00Z")

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Bawdy,  
Yearning,  
Zany,  
Arty,  
Naughty,  
Thoughtful,  
Intense,  
Nifty,  
Enthusiastic!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/26 "1999-12-26T02:55:00Z")

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Purposeful,  
Unrelenting,  
Rowdy,  
Playful,  
Loving,  
Erotic,  
Charismatic,  
Rhythmic,  
Articulate,  
Confident,  
Knowledgeable,  
Witty,  
Honorable,  
Open-minded,  
Resourceful,  
Elegant!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/27 "1999-12-26T03:24:00Z")

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**J** ust  
**I** mitating  
**M** inor (or major)  
**B** rilliance

or

**J** ust  
**I** nitiating  
**M** ajor  
**B** ullshit

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/28 "1999-12-26T04:01:00Z")

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There is a game called Acrophobia at [www.bezerk.com.](http://www.bezerk.com.) Anyone ever play it? it’s a lot of fun and very addictive.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/29 "1999-12-26T07:34:00Z")

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**K** eeps  
**A** ccurate  
**T** ime

Oh, wait, that would be a watch…hmmm…

**K** icks  
**A** ss  
**T** otally

or perhaps

**K** owtow  
**A** t once  
**T** eemer

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/30 "1999-12-26T17:12:00Z")

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Tennhippie… I am impressed! Is there any wonder why I added you to my list of whatevers? You can acryonym me anytime! 😉

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/31 "1999-12-26T17:14:00Z")

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oppp one too many Y’s… damn it Sue…stop distracting me LOL

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/32 "1999-12-27T06:30:00Z")

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**D** illigently  
**E** voking  
**M** adness  
**O** r  
**C** reating  
**R** iots  
**I** n  
**T** his  
**U** bb  
**S** ystem

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“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”  
-Tao Te Ching

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 1999, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/33 "1999-12-26T19:03:00Z")

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Terribly  
Enchanting  
Nature.  
Never  
Has  
Insult  
Prepared.  
Perpetually,  
Incredibly,  
Elegant.

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Best!  
Byz

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/34 "1999-12-27T00:34:00Z")

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Surly  
Wench  
Eating  
Entrails  
Takes  
Back  
A  
Sort of  
Ill  
Lunch

Yuck! Sorry!

Sweet Basil

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/35 "1999-12-27T01:13:00Z")

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**S** exy  
**H** ellacious  
**A** lways (right)  
**D** elicious  
**O** bject (of every man’s desire)  
**W** elcoming  
**F** ashionable  
**O** pen (and honest)  
**X** erox (sorry, only thing I could think of)

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Shadowfox  
“We are what we pretend to be.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/36 "1999-12-27T02:31:00Z")

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## C unning O ld World L inguist D owning JD’s. F urther I nterfering R ationality E rased.

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/37 "1999-12-27T02:46:00Z")

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Gee, I didn’t realize I was supposed to do me… uh, public masturbation at its finest! I’d rather do unto others though:

Keeping  
Everything  
Light.  
Loves  
In  
Bold  
Entertaining  
Language.  
Landslide  
Imagination.

Opinionated  
Person  
Always  
Lives  
Caring  
About  
Truth

Can’t  
Have  
Rude  
Interlude.  
Sometimes  
Can  
Thrust  
Point

Couldn’t  
Overlook  
Life  
Despite  
Fucked  
Irresponsible  
Rubes  
Everywhere

Damn, this is a lot of fun!

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Best!  
Byz

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**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/38 "1999-12-27T03:52:00Z")

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My,  
A  
Really  
Young  
And  
Neat  
Nubile  
Queen

🙂

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MaryAnn  
No, stupid, it’s a boat!

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/39 "1999-12-27T04:05:00Z")

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R aise  
Y our  
S kirt  
D ear  
A nd  
D ance

Hm. I’ve been alone too long.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/40 "1999-12-27T04:13:00Z")

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Mostly  
Original  
Oreo  
Savouring  
Individual  
Excitement  
Gee  
I’m  
Really  
Losing it

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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