# Username Acronyms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377 "1999-12-24T20:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/41 "1999-12-27T14:41:00Z")

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C ooks  
H eavenly,  
E legant  
F ood.

## T urkey R an O ut Y esterday!

Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/42 "1999-12-27T16:11:00Z")

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**U** biquitous  
**N** on sequiturs  
**C** learly  
**L** eave  
**E** rroneous

**B** iased  
**E** stimations  
**E** very  
**R** epetition

God, I love my thesaurus.

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.  
Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/43 "1999-12-28T06:04:00Z")

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Byz,do ya think you can do me?I think it’d be too difficult…

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/44 "1999-12-28T06:10:00Z")

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Zealously  
Efficient  
Tampon  
Twirlin  
Empress

sorry Zettegirl… just had to do that,Im still laughing… pass one of these guys the scope will ya? 😉

Satisfying  
Combination  
of  
Pure  
Ether

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/45 "1999-12-28T06:51:00Z")

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**I’ll** do ya, orangecakes! Oh, wait, that didn’t come out right…

**O** reos  
**R** ank  
**A** s  
**N** atue’s  
**G** emstones.  
**E** ccentric  
**C** haracter. \*  
**A** ssorted  
**K** nowlage  
**E** nhances  
**S** entences.

- I mean that in the **best** way possible!

OK, Screw the coding! That is **such** a pain in the ass!

Wittisisms  
Allow  
Ladies to  
Lovingly  
Yield.

Heh. A little blast from the past for one of my favorite posters.

Knows  
Everyone  
Loves  
Listining  
Intensly.  
Boldy  
Elevating.  
Linguistically  
Likes  
Yiddish. \*

OK, I can’t back that last sentence up. 😉

Alrighty now, lets try for the tough one. \< cracks knuckles \>

Beautiful  
Youthful  
Zesty  
Angelic  
Nocturnal.  
Truly  
Intelligent.  
Never  
Evil. (naughty, yeah. Evil? Nope.)

And, finally…

Consumes  
Outrageous  
Liquors.  
Doesn’t  
Feltch.  
Intelligent  
Rush  
Enthusiast.

I’m sure I’ll think of more later. 😃

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/46 "1999-12-27T21:39:00Z")

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**Byz** , if you “do” **orangecakes** , can I watch?  
Love,  
**PurplecrackWhore** ’s  
_Whatever_

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/47 "1999-12-28T17:00:00Z")

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Like - Who _wouldn’t_ want to do orangecakes? heh heh

**O** ften  
**R** Resembling  
**A** A  
**N** ice  
**G** irl  
**E** ven  
**C** onsidered  
**A**  
**K** nowledgeable  
**E** ffervescent  
**C** Soul

**U** sually  
**N** ever  
**C** ontrols  
**L** iquor  
**E** ventually  
**B** ringing  
**E** xtensive  
**E** vil  
**R** esults.

(Want proof? - See “Guy Stuff”)

**B** ring  
**A** nother  
**L** ager  
**O** ver  
**O** k?

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/48 "1999-12-28T17:06:00Z")

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Whoa! - Must have been distracted thinking about doing Orangecakes…Dang coding.

**O** ften  
**R** esembling  
**A**  
**N** ice  
**G** irl  
**E** ven  
**C** onsidered  
**A**  
**K** nowledgeable  
**E** ffervescent  
**S** oul

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/49 "1999-12-28T19:42:00Z")

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I’m such a pervert that when I “do” orangecakes, I want EVERYONE to watch! 😉

## Obviously Requires Another Nice Guy. Encourages Caring Attention. Keeps Everything Safe.

Best!  
Byz

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/50 "1999-12-28T19:45:00Z")

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Anyone want to do me (sounds like an open invitation if I’ve ever heard one)?

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Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/51 "1999-12-28T20:51:00Z")

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Oh thank you Byz!  
Bring  
Your  
Zipper!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/52 "1999-12-28T20:51:00Z")

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So  
Nice  
And  
Really  
Kind

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/53 "1999-12-28T20:53:00Z")

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Misogynist  
Anti  
Rotund  
Kid  
Scaring  
Each  
Real  
Lady  
Idiotic  
Nitwatch

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/54 "1999-12-28T20:54:00Z")

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Pig  
Headed  
Anti  
Evolutionist  
Discussing  
Relativity  
Under  
Stress ha ha

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/55 "1999-12-28T21:03:00Z")

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**M** ost  
**O** ppose  
**U** gly  
**T** oenails;  
**H** owever,  
**B** ecomming  
**R** eally  
**E** xcited  
**A** bout  
**T** oenails  
**H** ardly  
**E** xhibits  
**R** easoning

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/56 "1999-12-28T21:09:00Z")

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The early favorite for “Who will get this thrown into the pit first?”  
is now orangecakes at 4/1

Get yer bets down early people.

Perhaps I should have started a “Username Rebus” thread instead…

\<FONT COLOR=“purple”\>( ! ) + HO\</FONT COLOR=“purple”\> = PCW

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/57 "1999-12-28T21:12:00Z")

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Better  
Use  
Relativley  
Neutral  
Musings:  
Entreaty  
Unintentionally  
Provocative

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/58 "1999-12-28T21:20:00Z")

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Byzantine,  
You  
Zephyr!  
Adding  
New  
Teases  
I  
Naughtily  
Envision!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/59 "1999-12-28T21:30:00Z")

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Orgasmic  
Reverberations  
Ahead;  
Need  
Glasses.  
Evidently,  
Chick  
Above  
Knows  
Exhibitionistic  
Sapphism.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-acronyms/12377/60 "1999-12-29T03:49:00Z")

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\ ***A** verage  
**W** hite  
**B** oy

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I looked in the mirror today/My eyes just didn’t seem so bright  
I’ve lost a few more hairs/I think I’m going bald - Rush

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