# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/1 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")
A bit of username anagram fun, anyone? Abhors Lint is pretty accurate. Rhino Blast is just fun. If I eat Snail Broth, will I produce Lo-Bran Shit? If so, I’d take it and Lob In Trash. Hmmm…is Hilton’s Bra a Harlot’s Bin? Too bad I’m an east coaster, or I could’ve been Born L.A. Shit. Or had I been delivered in a beauty parlor, it would’ve been a Salon Birth. I can always say “Hi, Last Born!” to my youngest nephew. My shrink wanted me to take a Rorcharch test, but His Blot Ran. Need help? Try [here](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) (the advanced options are very helpful for limiting number of words and such). Apologies in advance to folks such as **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/2 "2004-04-22T04:27:46Z")
The name’s Ringbone. **Art Ringbone**. As long as we’re hanging out at the **nitrogen bar** , do you want to play some **terran bingo** with me and **Robin Garnet**? Cash only. **No bartering**. **Ignore Brant** – he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. But maybe **big retro Anne** will play, too. She’s a hottie. (You know me, I’m all about the **groin banter**.) Thanks for inspiring me to explore my **inner Bogart**. Sorry to be a **ranting bore**. I’m done now. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/3 "2004-04-22T04:31:06Z")
**Hal** That is a great “anagrammer” program you found. I am surprised at how many anagrams the name “wolf meister” has !!! Even using the advanced options, the amount of anagrams was barely manageable. here are 2 I liked: **TWO FIRM EELS** (Sounds like a macho heavy metal group huh?) **MIST FREE OWLS** Are you tired of settling for owls that have far too much mist for your liking? Now, thanks to Ronco™ Research we bring you Mist Free Owls !!! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/4 "2004-04-22T04:38:48Z")
I’m about 1.4 ells tall. (Hey, I can get in on this too! I’m trying, anyway!) ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/5 "2004-04-22T04:42:22Z")
Gee, all I have is “repeal.” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/6 "2004-04-22T04:42:32Z")
Only one I could come up with is **I ROC**. Which I do, of course… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/7 "2004-04-22T04:52:11Z")
All I got was a list of [Elder Gods’ names.](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=ranchoth&include=&exclude=&d=&n=&m=&source=adv&a=n&l=n&language=english&where=) “ia! ia! **Ac Nth Rho,** ftaghn!” ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/8 "2004-04-22T04:57:17Z")
**Ogre** are I, **ergo** a **gore** - **goer**! ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/9 "2004-04-22T06:03:55Z")
I scream at dusk Triskadecamus ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/10 "2004-04-22T06:16:37Z")
I confounded the program! No anagrams found for my screen name. But if you allow for some slang, you can get “yo, poo soon.” ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/11 "2004-04-22T12:30:05Z")
I am **actor, Nick Lunt**. I **can clink trout** but I **cannot lick rut**. Some others that I like: **not until crack, unlock tantric, crank unto clit, cat lick turnon.** I’m a sex maniac, from the sounds of it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/12 "2004-04-22T12:31:57Z")
Do mine! Do mine! ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/13 "2004-04-22T14:59:52Z")
Well, I could open a roadside motel apparently: **Ye Goo Inn** or **Gooey Inn** with a \*\*Neon Yogi \*\* sign 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/14 "2004-04-22T15:17:00Z")
Ha! I comely polka hemp. That’s just so apt! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/15 "2004-04-22T15:19:05Z")
**Let’s govern**! If I’m going to campaign in Scotland and appeal to the **glen voters** , I should probably wear a **longer vest**. Ah, a voyeur named Vernon approaches me! The **ogler vents** about the fact that his favorite form of recreeation is a criminal offense. He further explains that he’s a breast man – **legs rev not** his libidinal motor. But he doesn’t just check out the lasses, he’s a **gents lover** as well. I inform the potential constituent that I won’t adopt his suggestion as part of my platform. **Lest Vern go** away unhappy, however, I tell him that if he **grovels ten** more times, he just might wear me down. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/16 "2004-04-22T15:23:43Z")
It seems you left an “I” out of your anagrams, **OneYogini** …but if you ever go golfing at Jellystone Park, you could get a **Yogi In One**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/17 "2004-04-22T15:25:13Z")
Oh and I I somehow managed to overlook: CAMP LEAKY HOMOPHILE Well, I’m gay-friendly… ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/18 "2004-04-22T15:29:16Z")
Listen, all you **Graph Posers** , I can **Shag Per Pros** , known for my **Sharp Gropes** , but some people say that **Her Props Sag**. I think I’ll go shopping at the **Gap Err Shops**. Let’s be **Rag Shoppers**! Best of all, Grasshopper **Grasps Her OP**. Ah, I’m such a **Grass Prep Ho**. Just keep me away from those **Gas Perp Hors**. ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/19 "2004-04-22T15:30:56Z")
Apparently I am some sort of Super- Woman because I can: \*\*Scribes smut \*\* **scrubs times** **scrubs items** and **bust crimes** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/20 "2004-04-22T15:49:45Z")
Since I am from the good ol’ southern USofA and live in a swamp, I guess that makes me **A swamp reb**. 😃 What I really like is when burly men in **bars paw me**. In my opinion, a \*\* warm spa be\*\* a really good place to get to know those burly men better. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=2)