# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/21 "2004-04-22T15:51:21Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > A bit of username anagram fun, anyone? Heh. I’m “A HULK NO”, which is kinda funny cuz I’m kinda small. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/22 "2004-04-22T15:57:04Z")
"No anagrams found. " Hey, that’s 15 letters and “jsgoddess” is only 9! Oh… ---
**Author:** ![Fenneth\_Jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Fenneth\_Jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenneth_Jr)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/23 "2004-04-22T16:04:42Z")
Nothing for me, but apparently **Interrobang** forgot to mention he is a **born ingrate** ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/24 "2004-04-22T16:20:49Z")
**PUBES ROVEN** Brilliant! 😃 others I liked OBSERVE PUN VERBOSE PUN OBVERSE PUN ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/25 "2004-04-22T16:56:07Z")
The only one that seems worth mentioning is **wreck tits**. Geez, I hope not. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/26 "2004-04-22T17:03:40Z")
Luckier Yacht Itchy Caulker ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/27 "2004-04-22T17:17:43Z")
I am **Rex Rafusu VI** , which to me sounds like the ruler of a small nation where Latin is the primary language, and I am sixth in the Royal line to be given the majestic name Rafusu (etymology unclear. Can someone tell me what language [This](http://www.vojir.com/other/idmazf-aejizy.html) is?). ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/28 "2004-04-22T17:19:24Z")
Here in Frostbite Falls, Quaility is **Job Some** (we may be Number Two, but we don’t try too hard; or maybe it has something to do with the fact that quality is **Moe’s Job** ). Alas, Rocky isn’t too helpful cuz he **mobs Joe** a lot. Is a position in middle management a **mesojob**? Before the GM plant closed, we had a lot of **OEM jobs**. At least we no longer have to pay tribute to that member of the **Mob, Jose**. ::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/29 "2004-04-22T17:33:07Z")
I hope I never get **ABDUCED DRY** from my **DAYBED CRUD** (you know, the one that gets my **BEAD CRUDDY** and will probably kill me in the worst of ways, **DEAD BY CRUD** ). If I do, and it’s hot, I can get my **AC BUDDY, RED** to come fix the window unit or if the stereo is on the fritz I can call my **RCA BUDDY, ED** (or is that my **CAR BUDDY ED** , I never can remember). He owes me a beer because I had to get one for him last time since he was **CARDED BY DU** and he’s only 20. How do they **CARD BUD DYE** , anyway? By the way, did you see that race last Sunday? Not exactly **ACED BY RUDD** , to say the least. I mean, yeah, he **RACED BUDDY** but mostly he was just a **RACY BED DUD**. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/30 "2004-04-22T19:00:52Z")
Since my name yields squat, I plugged in my kid’s name. Came up with **CECIL SAY NO**. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/31 "2004-04-22T19:07:11Z")
Hmmm…what does this imply… I am “Waggly Bore” or “Gay Brow Gel”… ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/32 "2004-04-22T19:29:17Z")
BEETLE DUNG, I cried, switching off TUBE LEGEND Jay Leno just as he was about to interview the famous wrestler, BLEED EN GUT. I’d sure be a BED GLEE NUT if I could only manage to BED TEEN LUG, BUD GENTEEL, who lives next door. Maybe I could lure that BULGED TEEN over to my house by asking him to help me BEND EEL GUT. Then when he is least expecting it, I will spring my BED GLUE NET! However, if he should happen to notice that I am BEET LUNGED, it will BUT END GLEE. And, uh, BUNG DELETE. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/33 "2004-04-22T19:58:59Z")
I don’t no nuthin’ bout no anny-grams, but it sounds gay to me. Who’m I? Why, Joe Bob **“Chug” Fey** , Tina Fey’s beer guzzlin’, WWF watchin’, NASCAR cheerin’, Bush votin’, NRA memberin’ 3rd cousin, twicet removed, that’s who. Whut about it? Okay, it was a stretch, but the only anagram that showed up. ---
**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/34 "2004-04-22T20:15:36Z")
“HA! a TRAM”, said Phil on his way to the HA MART megastore. “AH! there’s the TRAM that will take us all the way to AH MART. But first, lets stop by that gallery and see some HAM ART.” “What will they ever think of next? HAM TAR used to stick a HAM RAT onto a canvas? I can’t really say I like art that does so much HARM AT such a high price as well. It breaks my HART, MA. I’d rather go and buy a new HAT, ARM the proletariat and shoot the bloody lot of them”. “As long as you don’t use a HAT RAM in the revolution”, said Phil. Did someone say ‘HAM ART’? ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/35 "2004-04-22T21:22:28Z")
**GEEK GLOVE**?? Maybe that is a fashion statement for nerds. Maybe it is needed by the **GEEK VOGEL** to handle the **EVE KEG LOG**? 😕 Oh well, mine are all pretty lame, cool anagramer, though 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/36 "2004-04-22T21:32:18Z")
Man, there have been some great responses so far. 🙂 But I still want to hear from several people whose names I’ve been toying around with. Folks like: [Atomic Ham Fry](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), [Cube Loony](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), [Real Thwarting Itch](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and [Cannot Melt Trees](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=42744). You all have some names just \*begging \* to be anagramed. Get to it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/37 "2004-04-22T21:59:35Z")
Ah, the **lad** can **win** for once. My **wad** is **nil** , and **I’d** mow the **lawn** , but there’d be a **law din** , and my **awl** ’d make a **din**. I’m **an** awesome, **wild** guy, but my **lid** is **wan**. This is actually a pretty good writing exercise. ---
**Author:** ![citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citrus_x_paradisi)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/38 "2004-04-22T22:10:31Z")
The ‘x’ confounded this infernal machine, so I took some artistic license and removed it. **A tapir’s uric dis.** “Your pee is indicative of a urinary tract infection! Now, allow me to eat these ants.” Or perhaps a **apiarist cur dis** in response! “Shut up and let me tend these bees, you filthy mutt!” **I piss Atari crud** , but maybe I just need more fiber in my diet. God is on _our_ side-- that’s **acrid USA spirit** for you! And remember me to **putrid Sir Isaac** , the villain! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/39 "2004-04-22T22:36:46Z")
**Fag Fire** and **Fear Fig** , so I’m either a hate crime or a terrifying fruit. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/40 "2004-04-22T22:40:35Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > **Fag Fire** and **Fear Fig** , so I’m either a hate crime or a terrifying fruit. In England, a fag fire could be something to light your cigarette with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=3)