# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/41 "2004-04-23T00:13:31Z")
> [@Fenneth Jr.](#): > > Nothing for me, but apparently **Interrobang** forgot to mention he is a **born ingrate** I really don’t feel like thanking you for this one, even though I probably should. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/42 "2004-04-23T00:45:09Z")
Amazing, I never knew I could **SCREECH LOW** or that I could even **CHEW CRESOL** (yum, tasty!). However, while the **ROC WELCHES** , the **LECHER COWS** will **CHEW CLOSER** until the **CEL CREWS HO** stops to **LEECH CROWS** while **WE SCORCH EL** and they \*\*SCREW CHLOE \*\*. **CHEER SCOWL** , screech-owl ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/43 "2004-04-23T01:03:02Z")
Hopefully I’ll one day end up in the fine fraternity of **TOADY, SLY OLD MEN** , where I can feed my pet **TODY, LADY MELONS** on my mind. But I fear they may call me a **SMELLY DANDY, TOO**. I could always just go away from them. Where? **ONLY MY OLD 'STEAD** , of course. **YET, ODDLY NO ALMS** need to be paid for this atrocious attempt. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/44 "2004-04-23T01:49:33Z")
I got nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/45 "2004-04-23T01:50:19Z")
I didn’t get very good results with mine, though if I ever start a business I might call it **Carl Co.** My real name does a little better; apparently I have a **Nice Shirt**. ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/46 "2004-04-23T01:52:47Z")
> [@chique](#): > > I got nuthin’. Sorry to hear that, Chique. Here, have some quiche. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/47 "2004-04-23T01:53:59Z")
> [@chique](#): > > I got nuthin’. Sure ya do - I didn’t even need the server to figure out yours. **I Quiche** (on preview) Damn…beat to the punch by **carol**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/48 "2004-04-23T02:08:32Z")
Curse my three-letter username! However, were I still **roadkiller** then I could also be: **DARK ROLLIE**! _cue superhero music_ How cool does that sound? My real name produces the subtly provocative **Easy Corn Kim** ---
**Author:** ![pasunejen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@pasunejen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pasunejen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/49 "2004-04-23T02:23:48Z")
Name’s **pasunejen** , and I’m taking a ride in **a nun’s jeep**. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/50 "2004-04-23T02:27:40Z")
Well, one stormy night in Bangkok, me and that noted socialite **Raven Hiatt** were having a couple of drinks at the local **thai tavern** , watching the precipitation fall through the holes in the roof and collect in **the rain vat** sitting up against the wall. We knew if we tried to walk home we’d be drenched; luckily, our good friend **Hatter Ivan** had sold us the best headgear possible to keep out the Bangkok downpour, so the thunder and lightning amounted to nothing more than a **vain threat**. Even better, if you **invert a hat** that Ivan sells you, it looks really trendy, so we wore ours inside-out and enjoyed our wine. Anyways, after awhile Raven thought there was something wrong with the wine - too sour, she said - but when we complained to the bartender, he told us, in broken english, “ **Ah, tart vine!** ” Being a mean drunk, **Raven hit at** my leg, telling me to keep complaining, but I was tired and ready for bed, so I went home and fell asleep watching a schlocky horror movie called **Earth Ant IV**. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/51 "2004-04-23T02:30:38Z")
Did I ever tell you about the time I went skiing? Well, I went with Northern \*\*Piper in El \*\* Caminos. He kept complaining about the heat. “This is a \*\*nippier El \*\* Camino than I’m used to,” he’d say, all the while raising my \*\*nipple ire \*\* by trying to \*\*reline pip \*\* after pip on the fuzzy dice. Anyway, we finally made it to the slopes, but on my first run I hit a \*\*peril pine \*\* and suffered a terrible **penile rip**. Long story short, I spent the rest of the trip sitting in front of the fireplace drinking martinis and feeling my **pile ripen**. The only bright spot in the whole trip was the Hollywood celebrities who came to the lodge that weekend. “\*\*Peel in, Rip \*\* Taylor!” I cried as I saw a 1978 Caddy come screeching into the parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/52 "2004-04-23T03:04:20Z")
**Groin Rig On**. ---
**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/53 "2004-04-23T03:15:59Z")
Dr Ump? I’ll take “Rejected Bond Villians” for $400, Alex! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/54 "2004-04-23T03:34:14Z")
Just call me **THY LOYAL EVIL ELF**. 😃 Can anyone come up with a better one for me? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/55 "2004-04-23T07:04:09Z")
If I were to eat an avocado snack, it would be a **HAAS NOSH**. **“AH” SANS HO** appears to refer to my masturbatory outcome when I have no cash to spare. **HANS AS HO** , however, involves my fantasy play with a German fellow. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/56 "2004-04-23T11:44:46Z")
A RETINAL RIB was rather interesting. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/57 "2004-04-23T12:56:07Z")
**Cecil Adams** = **Ed’s Acclaim** Coincidence? **nocturnal\_tick** holds no belief that **Cecil Adams** , our perfect master, is indeed the beloved **Ed Zotti**. Of course the great and malevolent **Cecil** is his own man and would invoke his wrath upon me otherwise. eep. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/58 "2004-04-23T14:58:58Z")
**j\_sum1** doesn’t do a whole lot. _and **j underscore sum one** is just plain cumbersome._ My real name results in **JUST NAIL HIM** , which is what I wanted to do anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/59 "2004-04-23T15:05:44Z")
Good luck coming up with a decent anagram for a short name with both a Q and an X in it. sigh. I always miss out on the fun. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/60 "2004-04-23T15:42:16Z")
You could always **Quote Marx** (Karl or Groucho – your call). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=4)