# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/61 "2004-04-23T16:21:10Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > Just call me **THY LOYAL EVIL ELF**. šŸ˜ƒ > > Can anyone come up with a better one for me? Are you a southpaw? If so, we could herald your arrival by yelling **Hail Lovely Lefty**! Or, if you were to become the pilot of a plane equipped with overnight ā€œsleepingā€ accommodations for ā€œMile High Clubā€ aspirants, you could indeed **fly a lively hotel**! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/62 "2004-04-23T16:29:53Z")
**GentsLover** , Eh? And you said you named yourself after a starbird. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/63 "2004-04-23T16:43:36Z")
I donā€™t know which is worse, **Fat Bald Guy** or **Ugly Bad Fat**. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/64 "2004-04-23T16:45:23Z")
A rat bit tit. Trust me, it wasnā€™t that kinky. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/65 "2004-04-23T17:17:12Z")
> [@Fat Bald Guy](#): > > I donā€™t know which is worse, **Fat Bald Guy** or **Ugly Bad Fat**. ā˜¹ Donā€™t forget **LADYBUG FAT A GADFLY BUT A BAD FLY GUT BAD FLAT GUY TUG FLAB DAY FAT BULGY AD** You get all the good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/66 "2004-04-23T17:22:53Z")
**Iā€™m a bearable chic.** You should know, though, that my \*\*labia became rich.\*\*Probably due to their **labia beach crime**. Maybe they robbed a bank on the beach, I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/67 "2004-04-23T17:41:22Z")
Most of the ā€œanagramsā€ of my UserName look like random syllables. The two non-nonsense ones that stand out are: **Ace Clam Ham** ā€“ sounds like some new food item I donā€™t want to try. **Came Calm? Ha!** ā€“ I put in the punctuation, which seems implied. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/68 "2004-04-23T21:47:55Z")
My real name gives me **ANAL HAUNCH EAT**. I should be looking for a Golden Retriver then. Or was it a Labrador? I thought dogs were the ones that liked cat butts. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/69 "2004-04-23T22:10:00Z")
Apprently, **ALMA BANGS FINN** during the day, while **LAMA BANGS FINN** at night. **A ANAL MAG NBS FIN**. **A MANNA SLANG FBI** during huge lawsuit. **ANNA FANG LIMBS** while Johhny braches out. **BALING FANS MAN**. **A LAMB FAN SANG IN** the park last night, while a cow sang in the field. Nothing that good. Not like \*\*wreck tits \*\* anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/70 "2004-04-23T22:33:14Z")
Dr. Swiss Ox ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/71 "2004-04-23T23:11:48Z")
I really like my job as a **bam saw rep**. Sometimes those burly men like to **bar swap me**. Excuse me for now. Iā€™m thirsty so Iā€™m goona go sip some of **Ma pas brew**. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/72 "2004-04-23T23:47:01Z")
In the \*\*futr \*\* (which is to say **uftr** I retire), Iā€™ll have a beautiful house, red **ruft** with grassy \*\*turf \*\* and \*\*frut \*\* trees in front. My nameā€™s one of the tufr ones. I could do more, but I donā€™t wanna make the ufrt. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/73 "2004-04-26T23:44:51Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Need help? Try [here](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) (the advanced options are very helpful for limiting number of words and such). > > Apologies in advance to folks such as **Eve**. How many of these are ā€œrealā€ words? MARVEL MAL REV LAM REV ARM LEV RAM LEV MAR LEV VAR MEL VAR ELM Patty ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/74 "2004-04-26T23:50:20Z")
**A Non Mod** Damn thatā€™s cool, I think I might even make it my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/75 "2004-04-27T00:59:55Z")
ā€œA scarey snotā€ā€¦? :mad: ā€œA scanty soreā€ā€¦?? :mad: ā€œAcne ass troyā€ā€¦??? :mad: I hate this thing!!! ā€œNay, Socrates!ā€ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/76 "2004-04-27T01:07:56Z")
[QUOTE=Eats\_Crayons"Acne ass troy[/QUOTE] _snort_ Oh. my. god. THAT IS THE GREATEST EVER. I hope my computer was hungry, because it just got my dinner. Ahahahahahhaha. Acne ass troy. Ahahahahha. šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Okaybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc348/32.png) [@Okaybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Okaybear)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/77 "2004-04-27T01:35:21Z")
Okaybearā€¦hmmmā€¦ **Yea, ok bar!** (Upon very excitedly encountering a suitable pubā€¦) **O! Bare yak!** (How did that naked yak get out of the zoo?) **Oy, a baker** (making latkes, no doubt) How did all of these turn into interjections? ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/78 "2004-04-27T02:03:39Z")
I get a lot of respect, apparently: **"Ah, Sirā€¦"** **"Ha, Sir!"** Perhaps because of the quality of my **hairs**. I reply **ā€œHi Sar!ā€** (assuming that the minion in questionā€™s name is Sar). ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/79 "2004-04-27T02:14:33Z")
[QUOTE=flamingbananas] > [@Eats\_Crayons"Acne ass troy\[/QUOTE](#): > > _snort_ Oh. my. god. THAT IS THE GREATEST EVER. I hope my computer was hungry, because it just got my dinner. Ahahahahahhaha. Acne ass troy. Ahahahahha. šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/80 "2004-04-27T02:22:26Z")
I posted and then realized that I had forgotten to try my full nameā€¦ A huge improvement! A lot of skiing, shirking, fish, and a distinct middle eastern theme, but it made a big difference in the quality of sentences. \*\* A FISH RISK KHARIF SIS SHARIF SKI FAKIR HISS FAR HIS SKI HA IF RISKS HARK IF SIS\*\* Tell that to my brother! \*\*SHARK IF IS RAH IF KISS RAH IF SKIS RASH IF SKI HAS IF IRKS HAS IF RISK HAS FRISK I ARK FISH IS ARK IF HISS AS IF SHIRK \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=5)