# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/81 "2004-04-27T02:24:11Z")
“Oh,” cried my friend, “Won’t you let NETTY WIN sometimes?”. “Not as long as I have TWENTY IN”, says I. “Well, you coulda WENT TINY for once” she sighed as she pulled a WET TINNY penny out of her purse. “Look there !” she cried. “A TINY NEWT!” “So what?” I muttered as I pulled TEN TWINY briars away from my britches leg. “Guess what? I’m getting a NEW NITTY, and so’s my TWIN TYNE.” “Aw, ET IT WYNN” I grouse as I enter the TENT in a WINY mood. I wanted to WEN NITTY, but my only NET was the TWINY briars. Maybe tomorrow I’ll WIN TENTY. ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/82 "2004-04-27T03:21:41Z")
I am **a rant at rna** , **an art** , or possibly **an rat** , though I like to think I know my English articles better than that. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/83 "2004-04-27T03:21:59Z")
Heh…I was just playing around with my real name, and found that **I, Hal, unplug clam**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aquadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9d8465/32.png) [@aquadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aquadave)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/84 "2004-04-27T16:29:54Z")
I once dated A QUAD EVA’s daughter. Nice girl, but her mom was everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/85 "2004-04-27T17:20:45Z")
Welcome aboard, **aquadave**! **Vocable Mod Awardee: Aqua!** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/86 "2004-04-27T21:15:15Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > A bit of username anagram fun, anyone? > > Abhors Lint is pretty accurate. Rhino Blast is just fun. > > If I eat Snail Broth, will I produce Lo-Bran Shit? If so, I’d take it and Lob In Trash. > > Hmmm…is Hilton’s Bra a Harlot’s Bin? > > Too bad I’m an east coaster, or I could’ve been Born L.A. Shit. Or had I been delivered in a beauty parlor, it would’ve been a Salon Birth. > > I can always say “Hi, Last Born!” to my youngest nephew. > > My shrink wanted me to take a Rorcharch test, but His Blot Ran. > > Need help? Try [here](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) (the advanced options are very helpful for limiting number of words and such). > > Apologies in advance to folks such as **Eve**. What can you get from “True Blue Jack”? -Me ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/87 "2004-04-27T21:35:18Z")
Woohoo!! **Frat Doper’s Mighty Stint Fatty Dopers Trim Things Straight Dopers Fan My Tit Dopers Strating Fit Myth Straight Dope Fits My Rant** Oh…I mean, **My First Threadspotting!** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/88 "2004-04-27T21:50:25Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > What can you get from “True Blue Jack”? You get a **Brut Clue, Jake**. You also get hundreds of hits that contain the work “juke”. There’s a full list [here](http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=True+Blue+Jack&include=&exclude=&d=&n=&m=&source=adv&a=n&l=n&language=english&where=). ---
**Author:** ![LivingInThePast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@LivingInThePast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LivingInThePast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/89 "2004-04-28T03:24:45Z")
She was **ventilating hips** , **leaving thin spit** in a line on the pile of **vintage ship lint** (a laundry ship?). The judge’s **gavel hit in pints** of the stuff and **isn’t leaving pith** helmets at home any more. He caught her **piling tenth Visa** and charged her with **phasing vile tint** into the **silvan Ghent tipi**. Too much shopping. “ **Thin pig nails vet** ” says the headline. They **invent a pig’s hilt** for the knife. He’s no longer **living PETA hints** from dawn to dusk. No longer **panting, let his IV** stop dripping, he is **past evil hinting**. The **vet is paling, thin** and **past living in the** world. Sad. A **living pantheist** saw a **nativist helping** the **plaintive things**. **Pitting his venal** soul against the **night’s plaintive** inhabitants, his **visit length pain** ed him no longer. Om. (This could go on and on…) ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/90 "2004-04-28T03:50:38Z")
Raise your hand if you’re old enough to have tasted **bosco**. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/91 "2004-04-28T05:50:18Z")
I was with me mate **SLUDGY RON** at our favorite pub, the **SLY DOG URN**. Must’ve been sumfin’ wrong with the fish’n’chips, because he got a case of the **GODLY RUNS**. I offered him some of the herbal remedy given to me by **DR GUS LYON** , but Ron says, “Piss off with your herbs! With me it’s **DRUGS ONLY**!” While I was waiting for him to drop various and **SUNDRY LOG** s in the loo, I listened to some of the old-timers exchanging old Broadway gossip, telling lurid stories about all the **LUND ORGYS**. (Anyone was welcome unless you had a **SURLY DONG** ). When Ron finally made it out, the bartender, **RUDY LONGS** , asked him how everything came out. Without skipping a beat, Ron said, “It was neither **SLUDGY NOR** solid, but satisfying all the same.” Then he whispered to me, “We’d better go; I think I might’ve left a **DRY SLUG ON** the bowl.” Sincerely, Jack Horn Cud ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/92 "2005-06-10T00:39:12Z")
I am just an **apes tick**. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/93 "2005-06-10T01:11:48Z")
**Maze bothered Ike!** I mean… **Eek! Zombie Thread!** ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/94 "2005-06-14T18:40:23Z")
Apparently there are a few available from my username: A SCONCE ERR (what kind of error is in this small defensive earthwork?) A ROC CENSER (a Roc is a mythical bird of prey of great size and strength) A ROC SCREEN AC CORN SEER (an air-conditioned corn seer) CA OR CENSER (sometimes you can’t tell the difference) CA ONCE ERRS (or maybe more than once) CA SCONE ERR (heaven forbid!) CA CORN SEER CA ROC SNEER (would this be like pose of the wrestler turned actor?) CANCER SORE (Eww) CANCER EROS (Eewww) CANCER ROES (Aww) CANCER ROSE (Bette Midler’s new song?) SCARCER ONE SCARCE NERO ACE SCORNER (who scornes the best?) CAREER CONS CREASE CORN (no starch, please) CESARE CORN (he did for corn what Cesar Chavez did for migrant workers) CANE SCORER CANE CORERS ACNE SCORER ACNE CORERS ACNE CO ERRS (Zits migrate to ass, film at eleven) CARNE CORES CRANE CORES RACE CRONES CRONES ACRE RACER CONES RACER SCONE SACRE CRONE (mon dieu!) SCARE CRONE SEE CORN CAR (step right up!) NEAR SOCCER EARN SOCCER EARN SEC ROC (and the award goes to Enron, please accept this lovely statue) ERA SEC CORN (the Equal Rights Amendment supporters and the Securites and Exchange Commision need to raise funds) SEC EAR CORN RARE SCONCE RARE SEC CON (any suggestions?) REAR SCONCE (that’s not where you should put it!) RAN COERCES (any politician?) RNA COERCES _(I couldn’t resist reviving this zombie thread when I saw what was available with my username)_ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/95 "2005-06-14T21:03:18Z")
> [@Corner Case](#): > > Apparently there are a few available from my username P’raps you’d be better off putting these [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394). For the record, these are the only I’d like to see **AFG** try her hand at: CRONES RACE RACER CONES SEE CORN CAR ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/96 "2005-06-14T21:56:53Z")
Lab Song. ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/97 "2005-06-18T04:14:13Z")
I think Nose Nuts is so good that no others shall be listed. But…what is a nose nut? And is there a need for more than one? Deeply mysterious. ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/98 "2005-06-18T16:33:19Z")
“RNA COERCES” Best of the lot, I think, even though I can’t decide what it might mean. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/99 "2005-06-18T17:27:30Z")
If I use my username exactly as spelled, this best one is: RUBS MY ELK if I spell out “mister”: BE LIKE MY TRUSS BE MY SKIER SLUT LET US BE SMIRKY BITE MY ELK RUSS and so forth ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/100 "2005-06-18T17:47:55Z")
Ok, since this thread seems to have resurrected itself, I just want to alert those who are posting here that you might want to share your anagrams [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394) as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=6)