# Username Anagrams (courtesy of Sloth Brain) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364 "2004-04-22T03:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/101 "2005-06-18T22:00:45Z")
cab crack wet (definately my next screen name) cab tack crew cab cat wreck cab act wreck back cat crew back act crew crab wack etc ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/102 "2005-06-18T22:07:25Z")
cab crack wet cab wet crack wet cab crack wet crack cab crack cab wet crack wet cab hmm … ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/103 "2005-06-18T22:14:26Z")
**Deter Tit Loss**. Always important. 😃 Also, **Elder Tit Toss**. I guess I’m a fan of boobs. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/104 "2005-06-19T01:47:40Z")
For my user name, there is only “auk hop”, which I can live with. However, for my IRL name, “I absorb horn.” :dubious: Well, I do my best. ---
**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/105 "2005-12-23T09:25:07Z")
A word to the wise - never have a username with the letters p, e, i, n, and s, and try and use a anagram generator. My list includes: 1. Penis frang 2. Spanner fig 3. Ensign Frap (Reporting, sah!) 4. Pangs Infer 5. Finer pangs 6. Snap finger 7. Fingersnap 8. Gap snnifer For the IRL name, its ‘A Planarian Kirk’. Honestly, though, I’d prefer a spock if no one minds. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/106 "2005-12-23T12:07:38Z")
Narc War On! W00t 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/107 "2005-12-23T12:32:18Z")
Han Joan This is obviously a reference to Joan Chen (_The Last Emperor, Twin Peaks_), who is ethnically Han Chinese. Only one degree of separation from me to Joan Chen. I went to library school with a Chinese woman who had been Joan Chen’s roommate when they were undergraduates in Shanghai. These anagrams are _uncanny_. :o ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/108 "2005-12-23T13:46:46Z")
Before this meets the zombie lockdown (what _is_ it with my old threads coming back to life lately??), I’ll just link over to [this more recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=341276&page=1&pp=50) on the topic. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/109 "2005-12-23T13:48:58Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > (what _is_ it with my old threads coming back to life lately??) Never mind…I think I just answered my own question. I’m guessing it stems from [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6551686&postcount=50). ---
**Author:** ![roshia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6bbea6/32.png) [@roshia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roshia)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/110 "2005-12-23T14:15:44Z")
Smithers! Who is this **roshia** girl? She’s **a ho, Sir**. :(:(☹ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/111 "2005-12-23T14:29:37Z")
> [@chique](#): > > I got nuthin’. Here, don’t feel bad. Eat some **quiche**! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/112 "2005-12-23T14:35:33Z")
A seasonal recipe: **Fry the elf with hep beans**! ---
**Author:** ![Otanabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Otanabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanabi)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/113 "2005-12-23T14:43:49Z")
An avid fisher-person, I looked forward to a trip to Quebec. There were Walleye and Northern Pike waiting to be caught in lovely Lake **Otanabi**! Though it was a 17-hour drive, I anticipated with delight the first opportunity to put **a bait on**. Huge walleye! Huge pike! I knew that pike, with their sharp teeth, are dangerous creatures. If you get one **into a b** o **a** t, you’d better be prepared to “write **an obit, a** good one”, as my father used to say. He meant you need to kill it quickly, or it would thrash around and hurt someone. **A baton, I** figured, would be ideal. **No, a bat** , I thought. Conk it on the head. So I’d shopped carefully. I’d even bought **a tan obi** , \*\*at an obi \*\* store, because I wanted something to wrap around my neck on those frigid Canadian mornings. “ **It ain’t ab** out fashion, **I ain’t ab** ove looking silly,” I thought. Little did I know how stupid that decision was, for alas, the trip was destined to end in pain and degradation. Early the first morning I got ready to go. I had my warm clothes on, hat, jacket, gloves, and I wrapped the obi around my neck. It looked like **a boa, tan** , I recall. Only when I stood up and threw my first cast did I find that a \*\*boa ain’t \*\* safe to have around your neck. The fishing reel caught on the boa, the boa choked me, and I lost my balance. The boat rocked. I sat down hard. I bruised my butt \*\*on a bat \*\* I had ready nearby. But worse, I sat **on a bait** , **a bait no** one had stowed. Not just any lure, \*\*no a bait \*\* with 3 treble hooks. Disaster! Screams of pain! And the humiliation… My friends had to drive me 30 miles to the nearest hospital, all the while I tried to keep my butt in the air, so as not to push the hooks in deeper. Then, just try to explain to a French-speaking nurse how I sat **on a bait** , and why I had \*\*a tan obi \*\* tangled with a fishing reel around my neck. At least my friends were amused. Three hours and 40 stitches in my tender arse later, I realized that I was doomed to spend the rest of the week face down on a cot in the cabin. No walleye, no pike, no lovely Lake **Otanabi**. (\*\*Otanabi \*\* really is a lovely lake in western Quebec) ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/114 "2005-12-23T18:14:13Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Here, don’t feel bad. Eat some **quiche**! [Hi, Poly!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4785446&postcount=46) ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/115 "2005-12-23T18:46:57Z")
Had I known this thread would appear before I registered, I may have given more thought to my username. I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/116 "2005-12-23T19:01:29Z")
_Sob_. My name is anagram-proof. Unless “fronk” is a word . . . ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/117 "2005-12-23T19:49:50Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > _Sob_. My name is anagram-proof. When arranging your forks, what comes between **Fork M** and **Fork O**? ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364/118 "2005-12-23T20:38:09Z")
**A demon, Hi!** And the answer to the eternal question: What does a former Redsox shortstop do when he is introduced to that demon? **Noma hide!** I’m so lame. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-anagrams-courtesy-of-sloth-brain/241364.md?page=5)