# Username/Doper misunderstandings!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070 "2003-02-24T02:49:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/61 "2003-02-26T02:18:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwungTister \*  
> \*\*The username **Lsura** looks like **Laura** \*\*

_cough_

That would be where it came from. 😉  
I have issues with **lel** and **lieu**. Pretty much get them confused a lot.

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/62 "2003-02-26T02:22:34Z")

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Don’t know if it’s any consolation to you, **Winnowill** but your name has never caused a moment’s doubt or confusion in my mind.

So what was the deal with putting the archer in the cage, huh?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/63 "2003-02-26T02:42:42Z")

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I don’t think anyone has screwed up my name. Keep up the good work, people! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/64 "2003-02-26T03:16:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \*  
> \*\*So what was the deal with putting the archer in the cage, huh? \*\*

It amused me. And it enabled me to test…things…that I could not on my own people. He taught me much.

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**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/65 "2003-02-26T09:19:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dahempfaerie \*  
> \*\*i always read **unclivny** as “uncle vinny” for some reason \*\*

Which is why he looks like Joe Pesci in my mind. 😃

But my mind apparently works strangely as **iampunha** for me somehow evokes the image of a llama. Why? I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/66 "2003-02-26T10:49:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*  
> \*\*Oh, no!
> 
> You put " **Mangetout** and “username” in the same post. The same sentence even.
> 
> Any minute know he’s going to come in here and go on about how no one ever registered as **Atomic Badger Racing**. \*\*

\*\*Atomic… eh?

Anyway, its **Mange Tout** from the french ‘eat all’ - not the vegetable, not purveyor of skin diseases, not Mangey Trout, not Man Get Out - which, when pointed out to me in a chat room once, I took as an insult; much hilarity ensued, something like:

\*\*Someone: \*\*Hey Mangetout!  
\*\*Mangetout: \*\*Hello  
\*\*Someone: \*\*Man Get Out  
\*\*Mangetout: \*\*Why?  
\*\*Someone: \*\*Eh? Mangetout = Man Get Out  
\*\*Mangetout: \*\*Fuck you! I’ll leave when I feel like it  
etc…

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/67 "2003-02-26T13:10:47Z")

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sugaree:

Dangerosa was Eleanor of Aquataines maternal grandmother, and the mistress of her paternal grandfather, William the Troubadour - who “abducted” (sources aren’t clear on her opinion of the matter) her from her husband (William’s vassel). William was also married at the time and was excommunicated for this (and some other stuff, William was apparently not overly pious).

Anyway, you can get some more - much of it fancy and little of it actual history, if you google.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/68 "2003-02-26T14:25:53Z")

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Another who sees **unclivny** as ‘uncivil’

**//\etalhead** (I’m not sure if I’m using the right characters) took me a while to figure out because the character set my computer uses shows the left-hand slashes as Yen symbols.

And **Winnowill** , I read your post three times and was still saying to myself “yeah, but she’s talking about the tree, right?”

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/69 "2003-02-26T15:18:48Z")

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> _Originally posted by TwungTister:_
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> **The username Lsura looks like Laura**

Yeah, for some reason I keep thinking her name is Laura too, and for some reason she’s Australian and looks like a lawyer (without the three-piece suit though).

**Samarm** to me sounds like a sailor who has a tatoo of an anchor on his arm.

**Mangetout** is a cockney English lad who wears a black farmers cap.

**Sam Stone** wears a leather jacket and carries a terminatoresque loaded barrel. He rides Harleys for fun.

**Ultrafilter** is a blond 23 year old maths genius (funnily enough - I don’t picture him as a nerd though).

I made the same mistake about **Cranky**. But after reading many of her posts I now picture her as an oddly sexy 43 year old woman with goldenish-auburn hair.

**Alice** is Canadian for some reason (or somewhere up North).

**Meatros** is a wrestler who has the build of Taz from the WWWE.

**Dangerosa** for some reason is in his late twenties and a latino action star. Wears leathers and carries a magnum. He doesn’t ride a motorbike - instead he strolls on by with his pink Cadillac.

**Troy Mclure** is the guy from the Simpsons. No question.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/70 "2003-02-26T15:59:56Z")

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Up until last night, I always saw **Slainte** and heard in my head “slanty” as in Homer leaning back in his chair and saying “mmmmmm…slanty”

I’ve always wanted to write the hottie and ask what the heck it meant. However, last night as I was reading Maxim, I came across an article about St Patty’s day and alcohol (in the same article? say it isn’t so!) and found out that “slainte” is Gaelic and translates roughly to “let’s get drunk.” That is, if I decide to believe Maxim.

I’m still stuck reading it as “slanty” though because I can’t remember the pronunciation.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/71 "2003-02-26T17:08:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
> **Ultrafilter is a blond 23 year old maths genius (funnily enough - I don’t picture him as a nerd though).**

😕

Have you seen a picture of me, or did you just get a really lucky guess in?

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**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/72 "2003-02-26T17:41:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Saltire \*  
> \*\*When my username is discussed (which it rarely is), people seem to think it has something to do with salt or with tires. [It doesn’t.](http://digiserve.com/heraldry/pimb_s.htm) \*\*

I’d always assumed it was a sort of a pun on **saltine** and **satire**.

Not a very good pun, or even one that makes much sense, but that’s what I thought.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/73 "2003-02-26T17:48:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
> **Meatros is a wrestler who has the build of Taz from the WWWE.**

Hmmm…Well…hmmm…

Nah, I’m no where near as big as Taz. Not to mention, I don’t look as mean as he does…  
Incidently I always think of you as being the X-Men leader…

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/74 "2003-02-26T17:52:44Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
\*\ ***Alice** is Canadian for some reason (or somewhere up North).

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This is true. I am a Canadian from up north.

Perhaps it was my mukluks that gave me away…

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/75 "2003-02-26T18:36:18Z")

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> **Meatros** : Incidently I always think of you as being the X-Men leader…

Oh what a Jip (no racially incriminating pun intended)!

I picture you as an enormously built towering piece of testosterone with arms the size of tree-trunks…

And you got me pegged as some scrawny balding old man who thinks that “fun” has an L in it.

I tellz ya, there’s no justice in this world…

Oh and **U-filter** , no I haven’t seen a picture of you. Are you kidding or did I actually hit the nail right on top of its head?

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/76 "2003-02-26T19:14:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
> \*\*Oh what a Jip (no racially incriminating pun intended)!
> 
> I picture you as an enormously built towering piece of testosterone with arms the size of tree-trunks…
> 
> And you got me pegged as some scrawny balding old man who thinks that “fun” has an L in it.  
> \*\*

😃 😃

Well, at least _you’re super smart!_

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/77 "2003-02-26T19:15:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Xavier \*  
> \*\*Oh and **U-filter** , no I haven’t seen a picture of you. Are you kidding or did I actually hit the nail right on top of its head? \*\*

No, you got that pretty much exactly right. I’ve probably mentioned or given clues to my age, but I’ve never mentioned my haircolor, and there’s only one picture of me referenced anywhere on the boards.

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/78 "2003-02-26T21:30:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \*  
> \*\*Up until last night, I always saw **Slainte** and heard in my head “slanty” as in Homer leaning back in his chair and saying “mmmmmm…slanty”
> 
> I’ve always wanted to write the hottie and ask what the heck it meant. However, last night as I was reading Maxim, I came across an article about St Patty’s day and alcohol (in the same article? say it isn’t so!) and found out that “slainte” is Gaelic and translates roughly to “let’s get drunk.” That is, if I decide to believe Maxim.
> 
> I’m still stuck reading it as “slanty” though because I can’t remember the pronunciation. \*\*

😃 It’s more like “Slan-cha”. And when I heard it in a pub in Ireland they told me it was like “To your health/Cheers” type of thing.

We still need to have that Red Velvet cake, **Max Carnage** 😉

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/79 "2003-02-26T22:09:52Z")

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When ever I see **Sam Stone** , the _whole_ song goes through my head for the _entire_ day. I may have to go dig the thing up on vinyl - I know I have it somewhere.

there’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes… :o

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**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-doper-misunderstandings/157070/80 "2003-02-26T23:01:24Z")

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Someone has named themself “Chuck Forbin”.  
When I first saw it, I assumed it was a statement, like, “Get rid of Forbin.”  
I have since figured out that it is not.

This concept goes hand in hand with the old, “How will I know if I’m being pitted?” I wondered, “What have I done to this person, that he/she would want me gone?”

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