# Username songs stuck in my head **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281 "2000-06-23T04:12:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/1 "2000-06-23T04:12:49Z")
We all remember “ **PurpleCrackWhore** and I don’t care…” and couldn’t get it out of our brains. Now there’s another one: (To the tune of Felix the Cat) “Zumba the cat, the wonderful wonderful cat. She’ll flirt so hard, your sides will ache, Your heart will go pitter pat! Flirtin’ with Zumba, the wonderful cat!” ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/2 "2000-06-23T05:41:43Z")
Well, Chief, it’s been nearly two hours and no ones posted. It’s official. We all hate you. Mwahahahha! doot doot doot, doo doot doot doot. dootdootdootdoot wew wew wew wewew hmm hmm hmm - hm hmm hmm hmm Name it. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/3 "2000-06-23T07:14:54Z")
What rhymes with mcl? ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/4 "2000-06-23T12:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What rhymes with mcl? > \*\* Try “emm see ell” 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/5 "2000-06-23T12:22:54Z")
Annie Christmas! Song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Whistle Down the Wind. My last name is Anne. My B-day is December 25th. I am a huge collector of ALW CDs. And he is very grateful I am not a stalker! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/6 "2000-06-23T12:30:18Z")
Whenever I hear the song “Hang Fire” by the Rolling Stones I always start singing Coldfire. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/7 "2000-06-23T12:39:37Z")
Funniest thing, Mully. With me, it’s always when I hear Rush’s “Cold Fire” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/8 "2000-06-23T15:23:17Z")
Thanks to a previous thread some time ago, whenever my daughter watches Winnie The Pooh on Disney Channel, I often think “Mega the Roo, Mega the Roo…” ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/9 "2000-06-23T18:11:22Z")
o/~ “EEEEEEEEEEEEEES-PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX, AS GAY AS THE WIIIIIIIIIND BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS…” o/~ {ahem} Sorry. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/10 "2000-06-23T18:32:42Z")
“She ran callin’ CooooldFire, She ran callin’ CooooldFire, She ran callin Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-oldFi-yi-yer!” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/11 "2000-06-23T18:34:24Z")
_thinks_ Nope, nothing rhymes with Falcon. Although the last time I heard a commercial for one of those collection CDs and they played Wildfire, I _did_ think of Clog Boy. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/12 "2000-06-23T18:39:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Annie Christmas! Song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s > Whistle Down the Wind. > \*\* Oh, poop. I am very, VERY disappointed. I assumed you were named after the great character from American folklore, the New Orleans dock brawler and gambler lady, the female answer to all the Mike Fink and Pecos Bill and Joe Magarac superman types. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/13 "2000-06-23T18:42:54Z")
This sucks. The best I could ever hope for would be _BratMan da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da BratMan da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/14 "2000-06-23T18:48:58Z")
"My old fart has a first name, it’s U-K-U-L-E… My old fart has a second name, it’s L-E I-K-E. Oh, I love to hear him every day, And if you ask me why I say… 'Cause U-K-U-L-E-L-E I-K-E has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A. How’s dat?" ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/15 "2000-06-23T20:02:08Z")
::: Strides in wearing a military uniform ::: Stop it!! This thread is getting way to silly. ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/16 "2000-06-23T21:43:54Z")
They’re going to take me away, HA-HA… ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/17 "2000-06-23T23:03:04Z")
No need to ask. He’s a smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male. Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale. 'cept I’m a she. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/18 "2000-06-23T23:14:34Z")
“FunneeFarmer had a farm, e-i-e-i-o…” And somehow the last verse for Ike got screwed up. It should’ve read: “My old fart has a first name, it’s U-K-U-L-E… My old fart has a second name, it’s L-E I-K-E. Oh, I love to hear him every day, And if you ask me why I say… 'Cause Ukelele has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.” There. Now it doesn’t bother me as much. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/19 "2000-06-23T23:18:48Z")
“One burbon, ChiefScott and Unclebeer” ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/20 "2000-06-24T03:38:30Z")
I know that this is about OTHER people’s user names, but this just reminds me how often I get either Lola by the Kinks, or the Copacobana by Barry Manilow cyber sung to me when I enter my weekly chat… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281.md?page=2)