# Username songs stuck in my head

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 23, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281 "2000-06-23T04:12:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/41 "2000-10-05T14:55:55Z")

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Whenever my husband is going to be playing guitars late with his friends, he sings me:

Zette I hear ya’ callin’,  
but I can’t come home right now…

etc…

Fits quite well!

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**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/42 "2000-10-05T15:34:37Z")

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Tengu, you should know better…

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo  
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo  
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo  
Tengu very much, Mr. Roboto  
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to  
And tengu very much, Mr. Roboto  
For helping me escape just when I needed to  
Tengu-tengu, tengu  
I want to tengu, please, tengu  
As for me:

And Oz never gave nothing to the tin-man that he didn’t, didn’t already have…

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/43 "2000-10-05T16:18:15Z")

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I understand you’ve been running from the man  
that goes by the name of the Sn-Man!

Zette

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/44 "2000-10-05T17:16:44Z")

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“My little, bare-assed **Zette**.  
Baby, you’re much too fast.”

(Apologies to Prince {or whatever name/symbol he’s going by this week})

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/45 "2000-10-05T17:31:35Z")

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_breaks into laughter at this thread_

Man, I’d forgotten most of these…and yep, still no songs for me! HAH!

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/46 "2000-10-05T18:00:55Z")

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" Like a Falc outta chat, I’ll be gone when the morning comes,  
When the night is over, like a Falc outta chat, I’ll be gone, gone, gone,

Like a Falc outta chat, I’ll be gone when the morning comes,  
When the day is done, and the sun goes down, and the moonlight’s shining through,  
Then like a sinner, before the gates of heaven, I’ll come crawling on bact to chat…"  
There. You asked for it. You’re lucky I didn’t take the time to use the “dieing at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun” line. And FWIW, and INHO, the Instrament intro to this song is one of the most kick ass EVER.

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/47 "2000-10-05T19:35:50Z")

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drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy  
in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy  
she was a beautiful boy and tears boy and

all in your innerspace boy you had hands girl boy  
and steel boy you had chemicals boy  
ive grown so close to you boy and you

just groan boy she said comeover comeover  
she smiled at you boy. let your feelings slip boy  
but never your mask boy random

blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy  
blonde country blonde high density you are my drug boy  
youre real boy speak to

me and boy dog dirty numb cracking boy  
you get wet boy big big time boy acid bear boy  
babes and babes and babes and

babes and babes and remembering nothing boy  
you like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel  
derail. you got a velvet

mouth youre so succulent and beautiful  
shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times  
on your telephone line and god and

everything on your telephone and in walk an angel  
and look at me your mom squatting pissed  
in a tube hole at tottenham court

road i just come out of the ship talking to  
the most blonde i ever met. shouting lager lager  
lager lager shouting lager lager lager

lager shouting lager lager lager shouting  
mega mega white thing mega mega white  
thing mega mega white thing mega mega

shouting lager lager lager lager mega mega  
white thing mega mega white thing so many  
things to see and do in the tube hole

true blonde going back to romford mega  
mega mega going back to romford hi mom  
are you having fun and now are you on

your way to a new tension headache.

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**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/48 "2000-10-05T19:48:44Z")

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The Andymaaaaaaaan,  
The Andyman can.  
The Andyman can 'cause he mixes rum 'n coke and makes the world look good!  
_note: Actual bastardization sung to me by drunk college friends_

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/49 "2000-10-05T19:58:26Z")

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This is off topic - but the reply about Crazy Glue made me think of this…  
I once tried to buy hairspray in England when I was 16…  
they would refuse to sell it to me.  
Fuckin hell! I didnt look dodgy back then! I was the regular 16 years old, looked like 18, was wearing glasses and nice cloths. Why oh why???  
I was not gonna sniff the crap!!!  
_sigh_

loons

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/50 "2000-10-05T20:06:45Z")

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…did I miss a memo on that one?

This is hysterical. Now something else to run through my brain at 2 am.  
Nothing for my name. I’m safe.

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/51 "2000-10-05T20:21:13Z")

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Oh.My.God.  
I posted that comment in the wrong thread  
_lies on ground screaming in a mad fit_

I really have to go to bed guys… I am too tired and random at the moment…

loons

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/52 "2000-10-05T20:30:35Z")

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You have to be something of a metal-head to get the song that goes with my user name.

It works well with the chorus from Metallica’s “Sanitarium”

Mi-lo-ssarian,  
leave me be  
Mi-lo-ssarian,  
Just leave me alone

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**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/53 "2000-10-05T20:38:42Z")

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She’s a screech----owl  
Mighty might just lettin’ it all hang out  
She’s a screech----owl  
The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact,  
ain’t holding nothing back.

She’s a screech----owl  
She’s the one, the only one,  
who’s built like a amazon  
We’re together everybody knows,  
and here’s how the story goes.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/54 "2000-10-05T20:49:18Z")

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I am impressed, Sn-man! I thought I had picked something safe.  
Clever and quick: I like that.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/55 "2000-10-05T20:51:45Z")

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You and me, both, screech. I think I’m safe on this one. 🙂

“And the Jester, on the sidelines, in a cast…”

This is a small stretch, but…

“Fal-con makin’ love…Fal-con makin’ love to youuuuuuuuuu” (my apologies to Falcon and Bad Company)

“But when we kiss. Oooooh! fier-ra!” (again, apologies to Bruce and fierra)

I think I’ll quite before I get hurt.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/56 "2000-10-05T21:30:02Z")

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Cranky Old Man!  
She posted Once!  
She posted Bullshit like a Dunce!  
With a knick-knack paddy-whack  
hit the enter key,  
Cranky’s in posterity!

Thank you, thank you. Apologies to those who will now think of the Barney song with the same tune

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/57 "2000-10-05T22:15:51Z")

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Stu-u-u-ter!  
She’s the girl!  
The girl with the naked touch!  
She’s such a Stu-u-u-ter…

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/58 "2000-10-05T22:17:10Z")

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& so mis-splet. My ‘r’ was on work to rule. To make amends, I shall propose Dire Wolf for Dire Wolf…

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**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/59 "2000-10-06T01:38:42Z")

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Anyhing that world work for my name?🙂

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username-songs-stuck-in-my-head/23281/60 "2000-10-06T01:51:19Z")

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For some reason I always associate ChiefScott with Hansen’s Doo Wop…

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