# Username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052 "2001-06-25T05:19:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/1 "2001-06-25T05:19:40Z")
Just thought I’d mention this: If I ever wanted to change my username, I would change it to Ronly Bonly Jones. I cannot stop laughing about that. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/2 "2001-06-25T05:23:12Z")
Were I able to change mine again, it would be **Zapp Brannigan** ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/3 "2001-06-25T05:24:25Z")
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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/4 "2001-06-25T05:28:08Z")
Okay, so it’s late and I’m a little punchy, but it would be nifty to see: **Throbbing** Member ---
**Author:** ![Daniel\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Daniel\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/5 "2001-06-25T15:48:16Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > \*\*Okay, so it’s late and I’m a little punchy, but it would be nifty to see: > > **Throbbing** > Member \*\* On the WOXY boards, one poster’s name is “Carl’s Throbbing” which then reads Carl’s Throbbing Member and provides amusement for us all. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/6 "2001-06-25T15:52:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*Were I able to change mine again, it would be **Zapp Brannigan** \*\* BWAHAAHAHAHHA…can I be Kif? I’ll just end every post with “ohhhh good” jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/7 "2001-06-25T16:10:18Z")
I have dibs on: **The Lonliest Monk** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/8 "2001-06-25T16:18:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > > \*\*Were I able to change mine again, it would be **Zapp Brannigan** \*\* > > BWAHAAHAHAHHA…can I be Kif? I’ll just end every post with “ohhhh good” > jarbaby \*\* Kif, come help me wash my genitals. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/9 "2001-06-27T01:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by TN_hippie \* > \*\*Okay, so it’s late and I’m a little punchy, but it would be nifty to see: > > **Throbbing** > Member \*\* Probably not a [good idea.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=74693) I am, however, willing to waive my copyright if you’ll let me have non-exclusive rights in perpetuity to: **"Personally, I think that we should use taxpayer’s money to pay drug-crazed homosexual flag-burning felons to come into citizens’ homes to confiscate their guns and teach Satanism to their children. But that’s just my opinion. Some folks may disagree."** Looking forward to further enabling synergies via the D2D (Doper to Doper) marketplace in the future. Pendover & Bork Attorneys At Law ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/10 "2001-06-27T03:26:33Z")
nope, this is me and who I’ll stay. Though when I was experimenting I was also **Forever** and **Dove**. i’ve been **Medea’s Child** for a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/11 "2001-06-27T03:48:33Z")
I would probably keep this name but maybe change it from Kitty to Kitten. My then-boyfriend gave me a Zippo with the initials FPK engraved on it. How could I let it go to waste? Besids, I’ve already gone through the effort of learning how to write it out in Japanese. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/12 "2001-06-27T04:49:08Z")
I’d take the “iam” off. I’ve considered doing that anyway, but then I have this username for nearly everything I do. It’s habit. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/13 "2001-06-27T05:04:38Z")
I already changed mine… I used to be TopazAntares but then I switched to this (after lots of deliberation and using this name other places for awhile) If there wasn’t the bann against making multiple names… I probably would change my name more often here as well but I only bug the Mods for a good reas on 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/14 "2001-06-27T12:07:00Z")
I think **Sofa King** should add “Good” to the end of his name: **Sofa King Good** ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/15 "2001-06-27T12:11:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Besides, I’ve already gone through the effort of learning how to write it out in Japanese. **FPK** , you wanna know how to write it out in Korean as well? If so, I’ll broach the subject with **Astrogirl** and see if we can figure it out… ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/16 "2001-06-27T12:33:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*Were I able to change mine again, it would be **Zapp Brannigan** \*\* _The_ Zapp Brannigan? (wait for it) Who’s _the_ Zapp Brannigan? ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/username/70052/17 "2001-06-27T12:35:43Z")
Either **Stevey Buns Bucktruktrugden** (yeah yeah I know to long), **Benglebert Slaptyback** , **Jerry Dorsey** , or **Wenglebert Bemdyback**.