# Usernames for the Nameless

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340 "2015-08-08T22:30:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340/1 "2015-08-08T22:30:12Z")

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**Merzbow Lullaby**  
**True Love Mates**  
**Bilociraptor**  
**Kartvelia Sputnik** (nobody will get this one)  
**That Hamiltonian Woman**  
**Home On Lagrange**  
**Unsealy**  
**Divergent Curl** (the impossible hairstyle?)

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340/2 "2015-08-08T22:58:32Z")

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**Crap Nelson**  
**Whack-a-Booty**  
**Big Baby**  
**The Infinite Farmhand**

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340/3 "2015-08-08T23:59:24Z")

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Soft shell scab  
Heeltoe Noseblow  
Handon Hipster  
Whackpack Crack Attack  
Hewhoshallremainnosejobless  
Teeth packed in fat  
Rockin Whig  
LongarmedGoon  
RadioBalls

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-for-the-nameless/727340/4 "2015-08-09T00:34:26Z")

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Don Naughts  
Richard Cranium  
Beatle Jews