# usernames... vote most/least original

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 16, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594 "2000-08-16T18:19:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/21 "2000-08-16T21:31:36Z")

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Well **Kilgore** , I don’t think yours is all that unoriginal though I suspect there are a lot of Vonnegut fans around here. But I think your sig is a great deal more obscure (though I know where it’s from)

And **Denbo** thanks. I’m going to go with my instincts that tell me there was no sarcasm or facetiousness in your statement (while ignoring all evidence to the contrary).

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/22 "2000-08-16T21:33:56Z")

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I don’t need to tell you that you are right, **Nekochan**. And I don’t exactly know what villain on the front page is. An orc did cross my mind.

MR

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/23 "2000-08-16T21:35:11Z")

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Kilgore Trout:

You could become more originasl by changing your name to Algore Trout.

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**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/24 "2000-08-16T21:38:12Z")

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hey, why is the list of members disabled?

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/25 "2000-08-16T21:40:31Z")

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I’m a movie so add me into the unoriginal list .

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**Author:** ![Qixotica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5fc32e/32.png) [@Qixotica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qixotica)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/26 "2000-08-16T21:41:51Z")

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I like:

**ssskuggiii** - You can say it and clear your throat at the same time!

\*\*iampunha

Coldfire\*\* - The whole contradictiveness (Is that a word? :D) of it all just makes it cool.

\*\*Bear\_Nenno

SwimmingRiddles

three bunny mama

Trout Mask Replica

Cogitoergosum

## SPOOFE Bo Diddly\*\*

There are quite a few good aliases here, these just came off the top of my head. The ones I generally do not like are corruptions of words that don’t normally make it past vulgarity filters. Like FlatUlance and Jaque Kinghoff, as **Magical Silver Key** says.

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**Author:** ![Cogitoergosum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Cogitoergosum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cogitoergosum)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/27 "2000-08-16T21:45:40Z")

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Whoooohoooooo, I’m finally named on a list :).

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/28 "2000-08-16T21:46:16Z")

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Thank you Denbo. So, what’s “Denbo” supposed to be?

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/29 "2000-08-16T21:51:42Z")

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For least original… Every message board has some yahoo who has to go and call himself **Satan** …

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/30 "2000-08-16T22:03:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> hey, why is the list of members disabled?

It takes up too many valuable server resources.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/31 "2000-08-16T22:18:31Z")

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I think that my username sucks, quite frankly. “Gretchen” was my nickname in school and I couldn’t think of anything else when I registered.

So here’s a vote for “Miss Gretchen” in least original.

I think that I need a new username.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/32 "2000-08-16T22:39:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Trout mask replica

Wow, another Beefheart fan… now I know five… watch it TMR… I’m on to you…

For the record, I was gonna pick “jockohomo” or “monogloid” but I didn’t have the cajones.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/33 "2000-08-16T23:12:14Z")

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Sorry, but I don’t think **Trout Mask Replica** is too original for the same reason **Zaphod Beeblebrox** isn’t. They were culled from works of literature and music, and are not original creations. On the other hand…

**JimmyNipples** and **Pump-Action Gerbil** are two of the funniest I’ve seen. The first time I saw **JimmyNipples** I couldn’t stop laughing. I also like **kellibelli**.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/34 "2000-08-16T23:12:18Z")

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ImTheCowGodMoo

Sorry I can’t remember what letters are capital and what are not.

* * *

I am and will always be your innermost fear.

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/35 "2000-08-16T23:15:47Z")

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Most original first: \*\* Canthearya, ShirleyUjest, Ayesha, Byzantine, Stevie RaveOn, Mega the Roo, Doobieous, Mullinator, Milossarian, dropzone, Hamadryad, DRY, Pepperlandgirl, waterj2, Gr8Kat, and Dark Wing Duck. \*\*

Least original: Anti Pro (make up your mind!)

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/36 "2000-08-16T23:20:33Z")

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My votes for most original are:

CrankyAsAnOldMan  
Shirley Ujest  
SwimmingRiddles (mostly because I like Swiddles as the shortened form)

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/37 "2000-08-16T23:24:16Z")

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Of course, my handle is unoriginal, but the other day I thought of a great alternative. My husband calls me “Boo Boo” - If I had it to do over again, I would style myself **Boo Boo Fett**.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/38 "2000-08-16T23:30:14Z")

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Mine is not particularly original. Not entirely unoriginal either.  
For good ones. Notthemama, mega the roo, Doobieous, Imthecowgodmoo, tiny cow.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/39 "2000-08-16T23:34:41Z")

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Wow, I was mentioned on a list 🙂

Unfortunately, the name ain’t that original. For the record, I was signing my artwork “Great Kat” long before I heard of the self-proclaimed violinist/guitar virtuoso speed metal shocker [Great Kat](http://www.greatkat.com/), but I doubt I could prove it in a court of law.

There are lots of user names that incorporate Kat, Cat, Kitten, etc., but I think Nekochan is the most original 🙂

Imthecowgodmoo has always made me smile 🙂

Canthearya is another favorite, and so is three bunny mama.

To be brutally honest, I liked Notthemama better than Duck Duck Goose. It flows better, IMO. But both are original 🙂

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/usernames-vote-most-least-original/29594/40 "2000-08-16T23:35:42Z")

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Thanks Lizard 😃

I think JimmyNipples is the most compelling new name I have seen in ages. Its sexual, but not in-your-face sexual.

It makes me think about his nipples…

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