# Users Who End Posts with Their Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 25, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940 "2009-06-25T15:42:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/61 "2009-06-25T21:09:11Z")

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**Darryl Lict** : Thank you _so_ much for introducing me to that plug-in. I love you almost as much as I love Firefox.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/62 "2009-06-25T21:10:27Z")

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For that matter, couldn’t you rig it to provide sig lines that are not replacements? Like, for a particular poster, I might like to see all of his posts end with “I worship at the altar of Ozzie and Harriet”.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/63 "2009-06-25T21:13:50Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> **Darryl Lict** : Thank you _so_ much for introducing me to that plug-in. I love you almost as much as I love Firefox.

Glad to help. I’ve been looking for a solution for ages. Make sure you go to the FoxReplace add-on page and rank it 5 stars.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/64 "2009-06-25T21:31:48Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> For that matter, couldn’t you rig it to provide sig lines that are not replacements? Like, for a particular poster, I might like to see all of his posts end with “I worship at the altar of Ozzie and Harriet”.

For people who don’t have a predictable text string at the end of their posts? Not really. The contents of the post will vary too greatly. You could do it at the beginning of the post, maybe. Then all you’ll have to do is figure out how to represent the vBulletin markup between the username/userid and the beginning of the post. It would take one heck of a nasty regex though and it’s probably outside the scope of what FoxReplace was designed for. It could also be broken by pretty much any tweaks to the vBulletin templates the admins do. Your best bet is to do it with custom stylesheets in your browser, and even then it’s not an easy task.

Personally I’m happy with this solution, and have suggested it(having a re-write function in the user-agent, I was unaware of the FoxReplace add-in, thanks **Darryl Lict**!) to people in the past. I get to write what I want to write, and they get to see what they want to see. It’s a win/win as far as I’m concerned. Just like how the entire board is now in Verdana font for **Liberal** based on some custom settings in his browser. Web browsers are called “user agents” for a reason. Make them work for you.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/65 "2009-06-25T22:44:23Z")

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Just want to point out that, if I use it, I have a reason. And no two are ever the same.

Anyways, you guys must really hate Snopes, where Barbara always signs off…

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/66 "2009-06-25T22:54:32Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> For that matter, couldn’t you rig it to provide sig lines that are not replacements? Like, for a particular poster, I might like to see all of his posts end with “I worship at the altar of Ozzie and Harriet”.

If you replace a username with text, it also replaces it in the username field.

So you could have that floating above every post he makes!

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/67 "2009-06-25T23:07:25Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Just want to point out that, if I use it, I have a reason. And no two are ever the same.
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> Anyways, you guys must really hate Snopes, where Barbara always signs off…

Barbara can do whatever she damn well pleases. Also, she’s clever enough to change her sign-off every time.

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/68 "2009-06-25T23:19:30Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Dear SDMB users who sign your posts with some form of your username,
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> Are you morons? Do you not realize that your name is RIGHT FUCKING THERE at the top of your post? In GIANT FUCKING LETTERS, even! Do you think everyone is going to somehow \*\*forget \*\*that the post was made by you between the time they looked at the header and the time they reached the end of your three fucking sentences? If they do, guess what–they can just look back at the GIANT FUCKING LETTERS in the post’s header to remember that you wrote it.
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> Love,  
> SFG  
> See what I did there?

First of all, the name I sign at the bottom is not the name at the top of my post. Second, generally I sign my messages because I was taught that you sign letters, and messages are a form of email, which are a form of letter – at least to me.

Ed

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/69 "2009-06-26T02:52:45Z")

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use the “ignore this poster” feature.

It’s a wonderful thing. I haven’t missed a “regards”, “valete”, or “kiss my ass” in ages.

SFP

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/70 "2009-06-26T14:44:10Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Yes, **js** , we all know you are an idiot.

In all the universes that may exist, there is \*\*none \*\*where that joke worked.

> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> Somehow, in the grand scheme of things, getting outraged over an affectation by a minority of posters here seems pretty silly.

Yes, because the multitude of horrible things in the world means that you can’t also be annoyed by minor stupidity. Annoyance is a precious, finite resource. :rolleyes:

> [@Mtgman](#):
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> Web browsers are called “user agents” for a reason. Make them work for you.

Unfortunately, I do most of my SDMBing from work, where I’m forced to use IE. I had to jump through a billion hoops to even get the upgrade to IE 7.

> [@BigT](#):
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> Anyways, you guys must really hate Snopes, where Barbara always signs off…

An article is not a message board, just as a telephone conversation is not a conversation held over radio.

> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> use the “ignore this poster” feature.

Any kind of “ignore” feature is my tool of absolutely last resort, almost exclusively reserved for spammers.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/71 "2009-06-26T14:48:28Z")

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Truly, sirs and mesdames, I cannot fathom the degree of outrage which various members of this august board hold for tghis practice.

Pray accept these,  
My protestations of avids affection  
and loyalty  
To you  
My bosom friends,  
To whom I remain,  
with every good wish  
Your humble and obedient servant,  
**Polycarp**

🙂

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/72 "2009-06-26T15:17:48Z")

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My humble and obedient servant, please go fetch me some more lemonade.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/73 "2009-06-26T15:28:14Z")

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Certainly! Here you are!

No, no - don’t worry - it’s always that warm.

I made **jsgoddess** say “Regards”,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/74 "2009-06-26T15:40:50Z")

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My humble and obedient servant who did not originally identify himself as such but has apparently also accepted that role, please taste-test the “lemonade” you just brought me.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/75 "2009-06-26T15:57:30Z")

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Mr. Desai, is that you?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/76 "2009-06-26T15:57:56Z")

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I already did that in the kitchen.

Drink up!

Regardz,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/77 "2009-06-26T16:20:13Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Mr. Desai, is that you?

One would expect the posts to end with:

**Cheers,  
Morarji Desai**

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/78 "2009-06-26T16:31:03Z")

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Why does the lemonade taste like Viagra?

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/79 "2009-06-26T16:36:49Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Why does the lemonade taste like Viagra?

Because it’s urine and \*\*Shodan \*\*can’t sustain an erection.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/users-who-end-posts-with-their-names/500940/80 "2009-06-26T16:50:25Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Regardz,  
> Shodan

Dance. 😛

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