# Using Clitter While Pregnant May Result In Sparkle Babies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233 "2008-02-26T16:44:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/1 "2008-02-26T16:44:35Z")
So NSFW. ebaum video. > **[Clitter](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/clitter/215046/)** > > Glitter for your vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/2 "2008-02-26T16:56:18Z")
“Clitter”? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/3 "2008-02-26T16:56:44Z")
Interesting typo. It is a typo, right? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/4 "2008-02-26T16:57:24Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Interesting typo. It is a typo, right? [/QUOTE] Watch the video. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/5 "2008-02-26T17:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] Watch the video. [/QUOTE] Now I’m scared. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/6 "2008-02-26T17:04:55Z")
All the clitters isn’t folds. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/7 "2008-02-26T17:04:56Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Now I’m scared. [/QUOTE] Oh, it’s just mildly funny. And maybe not funny at all. Some things just hit me a certain way. _Clitter_ is a phony product intended to dress up a, shall we say, underattractive vajayjay. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/8 "2008-02-26T17:10:32Z")
Ew. I’m at work, so I’ll pass on the vid. Actually, even if I were home, I think I’d pass on the vid. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/9 "2008-02-26T17:12:59Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Ew. I’m at work, so I’ll pass on the vid. Actually, even if I were home, I think I’d pass on the vid. [/QUOTE] Well, no actual vajayjays were harmed during the filming. Or shown, for that matter. It’s mostly dialogue. Sort of a lowbrow satire of those late night infomercials. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/10 "2008-02-26T17:36:07Z")
What’s wrong with Sparkle Babies? I think they’d be more interesting than regular unsparkly babies. And it would help women with short attention spans care for their offspring, “ooh, shiny!”. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/11 "2008-02-26T18:26:55Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] All the clitters isn’t folds. [/QUOTE] Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/12 "2008-02-26T18:29:41Z")
Heh. That’s a hoot. Love the applicator, too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/13 "2008-02-26T18:47:05Z")
Turns my yeast infection into a jewel collection! Pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/14 "2008-02-26T20:06:43Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] What’s wrong with Sparkle Babies? I think they’d be more interesting than regular unsparkly babies. And it would help women with short attention spans care for their offspring, “ooh, shiny!”. [/QUOTE] Nice. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/15 "2008-02-26T20:13:28Z")
[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose] Heh. That’s a hoot. Love the applicator, too. 😃 [/QUOTE] Is it sold seperately? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/16 "2008-02-26T21:07:04Z")
Hahahaha the announcer totally almost cracks up after saying “sparkle babies”! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/17 "2008-02-26T21:26:36Z")
I want a yaybia! Darn it. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/18 "2008-02-26T21:27:51Z")
Sparkle babies? Oooh…we’re going to have to expand the Castro in about 20 years, I can see… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-clitter-while-pregnant-may-result-in-sparkle-babies/439233/19 "2008-02-27T03:23:29Z")
That is …hysterical. 😃