# Using movie lines in real life

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 4, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027 "2003-12-04T21:16:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![saintnobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@saintnobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saintnobody)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/1 "2003-12-04T21:16:31Z")

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Does anyone else do this? I’m not talking about once in a while but a certain line takes on a meaning to you and your friends.  
Example  
for years I have been using this line form platoon “No Sal, this is important, this is important” from the scene in the VC camp where, I think Johnny Depp gets his arms blown off, every time my friends are doing something that may end up backfiring but seems important at the time. We have been using it for so long it doesnt even register as a movie line anymore.

Another one is the “as your attorney, I advise you to…” from Fear and Loathing, as an offer of some sort of advise. Once again it has become second hand.

So has anyone else picked up lines like this? or are we just the biggest dorks to come down the pike in recent years?

Dont answer that, we know we are.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/2 "2003-12-04T21:20:41Z")

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I don’t think the server has room for all the lines I regularly use from movies and TV.

_24_, _Simpsons_, _Princess Bride_, _Star Wars_, _Family Guy_…

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/3 "2003-12-04T21:23:00Z")

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I use “Next stop, rocket science” pretty frequently when I’m confronted with someone (who should know better) stating the obvious. It’s from the TV show Twin Peaks.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/4 "2003-12-04T21:41:25Z")

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Mr. S and I do this on a ridiculously regular basis. We are movie/tv/music trivia nuts and are constantly challenging each other to recognize/name actors, identify who said what line (and get it right, verbatim) in what movie, and so on. It’s so bad that sometimes he’ll ask me, “I give up, who said that?” and I have to say “Me.” Yes, dear, I do occasionally say something original.

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**Author:** ![Adamcomic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Adamcomic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adamcomic)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/5 "2003-12-04T21:42:14Z")

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Actually, it’s rare that I speak in anything OTHER than movie lines, or MST3K quotes.

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**Author:** ![McDeath\_the\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@McDeath\_the\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McDeath_the_Mad)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/6 "2003-12-04T23:31:14Z")

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Yes my group of friends and I do nothing but quote movies when we are together. It drives or SO’s up the wall!

Some favorites:

“Just a bit outside” - Major League  
“Look at this fuqing guy” - Major League  
“It’s too high. Who gives a sh!t, it’s gone” - Major League  
“Zin tha, zin thu dwan” - Waynes World  
“Mr. Anderson” - Matrix  
“Say allo to my little fren” - Scarface

MtM

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/7 "2003-12-05T00:20:52Z")

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My SO and I do this, but not around other people, as it annoys the everloving crap out of them.

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**Author:** ![Vezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b38774/32.png) [@Vezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vezer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/8 "2003-12-05T00:31:54Z")

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“Oh you mean a Veeervulf” MST3k Werewolf episode.  
“Those turkeys” MST3k Riding with Death.

Chase music in my head often comes from the epic adventues of Zap Rousdower courtisy of MST3k.

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**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Danno)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/9 "2003-12-05T01:22:10Z")

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail is pretty much the script for my life. Some samples:

“'Tis but a scratch” when you get hurt pretty badly but don’t want to admit it.  
and  
“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.” when you have finished your point during a discussion.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/10 "2003-12-05T02:17:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \*  
> I don’t think the server has room for all the lines I regularly use from movies and TV.
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> _24_, _Simpsons_, _Princess Bride_, _Star Wars_, _Family Guy_… \*\*

Amen to that.  
Some lines I have used in the past:

During a lull in a friends fight with his girlfriend:  
“Problem with your droid?” - Star Wars

When my girlfriend says “I love you”  
“I know” - Empire Strikes Back

During a discussion about pork products.  
“Riiight…There’s some MAGICAL animal that makes all that wonderful stuff.” - The Simpsons

While touring the Van Gough exhibit in a museum:  
“…as you can see, his later work becomes more abstract…in the end, all he painted were angry scribblings to the editor. They call that his angry jerk period.” - The Simpsons

When someone says something stupid:  
“You keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means.” - The Princess Bride

When I’m working  
“Riiiiight…I going to have to go ahead and ask you to…” - Office Space

Whenever I hear someone mention gold bullion:  
“You mean those little cubes they use to make soup?” - Three Kings

Aparently, the only line my girlfriend ever uses is  
“MMMmmmmMMMMmmmmm…” - Marge Simpson

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/11 "2003-12-05T02:18:34Z")

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“What we have hee-ah, is a failure to communicate.” - _Cool Hand Luke_

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**Author:** ![rhysean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@rhysean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhysean)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/12 "2003-12-05T02:21:50Z")

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you can’t handle the truth

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/13 "2003-12-05T03:01:55Z")

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That’s what they all say. They all say d’oh.

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**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Danno)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/14 "2003-12-05T03:05:06Z")

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We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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**Author:** ![coffeecam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc8723/32.png) [@coffeecam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecam)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/15 "2003-12-05T03:30:35Z")

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That doesn’t make much sense to me… but then you are very small. (I am not, and its best used when someone grips at weightlifting.)

Any Benderism from Futurama… Bite my red hot glowing a–.

Mel Brooks, Princess Bride, and Star Trek (computer… hello computer.)

Nuke them from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure. (whenever anyone asks how to do anything.)

CC

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**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/16 "2003-12-05T03:36:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sublight \*  
> \*\*“What we have hee-ah, is a failure to communicate.” - _Cool Hand Luke_ \*\*

Damn, ya beat me to it 😉

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**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/17 "2003-12-05T04:25:36Z")

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This is how my best friend of 19 years and I communicate!

Probably obably- Charlottes Web

Demented and sad, but social- Breakfast Club

Shiny metal ass statements-Futurama

I love my dead gay son- Heathers

Are you high, Claree?- Steel Magnolias

and probably one tv show that nobody else ever watched, the New Monkees- “obviously” with a snooty accent

Ok enough …but my sig line is the best line from Weird Science!

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/18 "2003-12-05T05:01:32Z")

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Are my eyes really brown?

These are not the droids you seek.

_At-tic-a!!! At-tic-a!!!_

[sub]And my favorite for at work:[/sub]  
Morons. I’ve got morons on my team. No one is going to rob us going _down_ the mountain. We have no money, going _down_ the mountain.

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**Author:** ![WhetherMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@WhetherMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhetherMan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/19 "2003-12-05T06:31:43Z")

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I had a pony – Seinfeld

For some reason, my SO is not entirely fond of that quote. Perhaps I’m not getting my Polish accent quite right.

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/using-movie-lines-in-real-life/217027/20 "2003-12-05T06:35:36Z")

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Whenever I touch something gross…

“Mother puss bucket” - Ghostbusters

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