# Ut-oh!! Now I'm alarmed... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 31, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694 "2019-12-31T23:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/1 "2019-12-31T23:42:13Z")
HALT! Who goes there? (Add your alarming cry into the dark…) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/2 "2019-12-31T23:43:43Z")
Hey! (Nice and simple.) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/3 "2019-12-31T23:55:32Z")
I’ll release the dogs! With bees in their mouths! When they bark they shoot bees at you! Works every time. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/4 "2020-01-01T00:11:07Z")
**spoon!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/5 "2020-01-01T00:25:39Z")
[Ominous sound of steel clashing against steel] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/6 "2020-01-01T01:28:59Z")
Oh, god. What did I step in? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/7 "2020-01-01T01:40:28Z")
I know NUSSINK! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/8 "2020-01-01T02:53:29Z")
Get back! I’m a ghost!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/9 "2020-01-01T03:01:46Z")
Oh, a visitor. How… nice. Do come into my… laboratory. - ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/10 "2020-01-01T03:32:56Z")
I got a pit bull with an AK-47, and he knows how to use it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/11 "2020-01-01T06:03:09Z")
Oops!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/12 "2020-01-01T13:18:21Z")
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/13 "2020-01-01T19:16:26Z")
In the name of everything that’s holy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/14 "2020-01-01T19:31:45Z")
Aaaaaacccckkkkk!!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/15 "2020-01-01T19:39:08Z")
Release the Kraken! ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/16 "2020-01-01T19:44:20Z")
:whispered: Did you bring it? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/17 "2020-01-01T19:54:13Z")
Nobody but us chickens! Boc boc. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/18 "2020-01-01T20:11:22Z")
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/19 "2020-01-01T20:16:32Z")
Oi! Gerroff, mate! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/20 "2020-01-02T01:57:14Z")
Smithers. Release the hounds. (The hounds are released, barking furiously.) Excellent. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694.md?page=2)