# Ut-oh!! Now I'm alarmed... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 31, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694 "2019-12-31T23:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SuperAbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@SuperAbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperAbe)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/21 "2020-01-02T03:07:52Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > I’ll release the dogs! With bees in their mouths! When they bark they shoot bees at you. Best username/post combo EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/22 "2020-01-02T05:16:47Z")
There are bears in this here place! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/23 "2020-01-02T05:36:42Z")
Here be dragons! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/24 "2020-01-02T20:56:52Z")
**Who dares to disturb me?!** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/25 "2020-01-03T00:40:37Z")
“You could always use the number 14-St. Joseph-the-somewhat-divine-on-the-hill ballistic missile. It’s in the attic.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/26 "2020-01-08T03:29:28Z")
[[klaxons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9KR3mYkUo)]Warning! Self destruct sequence initiated! All hands to position yankee bravo! [klaxons] Repeat! Self destruct sequence initiated… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/27 "2020-01-08T03:32:30Z")
What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/28 "2020-01-08T04:37:09Z")
“Igor! Summon the monster!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/29 "2020-01-08T06:53:34Z")
Oh! Well, now. I’ve been expecting you. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/30 "2020-01-17T00:03:25Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/31 "2020-01-17T15:13:04Z")
Rockets from the sockets! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/32 "2020-01-17T15:14:51Z")
Danger, Will Robinson! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/33 "2020-01-17T18:10:25Z")
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/34 "2020-01-17T20:23:56Z")
Whoever it is, I have to warn you! I’m extremely weak and cowardly! Whatever happens if you scare me is going to be probably quite embarrassing for both of us! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/35 "2020-01-17T22:13:43Z")
Get back! I have a Yoko Ono album, and I’m not afraid to play it! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/36 "2020-01-17T22:24:15Z")
“No… I am your Father…” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/37 "2020-01-17T22:38:47Z")
> [@atimnie](#): > > Get back! I have a Yoko Ono album, and I’m not afraid to play it! _skrtich_ _skrtich__skrtich_ (The sound of the “It’s a Small World” LP starting - with the record player’s loading arm locked so that the LP will repeat indefinitely.) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/38 "2020-01-18T05:27:53Z")
Ka thonk!\* \*That’s the sound of the largish object I tossed into another part of the dark room thus misleading the intruder behind whom I am silently approaching. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/39 "2020-01-18T06:06:40Z")
::: Pushing the lil’wrekker::::: out in front! Pinch her, hard! She can scream. You know **that** scream. ( I’ve been trying for years to get her to audition for horror flicks.) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/40 "2020-01-18T06:25:48Z")
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