# Ut-oh!! Now I'm alarmed... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 31, 2019, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694 "2019-12-31T23:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/41 "2020-01-18T08:35:31Z")
No not me! Take the children!! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/42 "2020-01-18T19:25:21Z")
What is this, a dagger I see before me? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/43 "2020-01-19T01:28:57Z")
Great Jumping Jehoshaphat! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/44 "2020-01-19T03:58:50Z")
If you aint Batman or Superman, get ready to die! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/45 "2020-01-19T22:35:08Z")
[Yoiks! And away!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXpqMSNevE) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/46 "2020-01-20T13:23:52Z")
It’s a trap! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/47 "2020-01-21T01:48:30Z")
I-say-I-say-I-say Old Chap! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/48 "2020-01-21T07:13:51Z")
Who let the dogs out!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/49 "2020-01-28T15:48:52Z")
Gadzooks! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/50 "2020-01-28T21:29:29Z")
Boo!! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/51 "2020-02-17T16:02:54Z")
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/52 "2020-03-04T06:33:48Z")
Welcome. I’d like to talk to you about Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/53 "2020-06-23T04:47:26Z")
Edit, edit, edit!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/54 "2020-06-26T00:26:16Z")
Brrrrawwwk! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/55 "2020-06-26T01:19:03Z")
LORD THUNDERING JESUS! Where do you think you’re going? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/56 "2020-06-26T03:17:14Z")
Hands up, and keep quiet! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/57 "2020-06-26T03:38:14Z")
Shhh. Relax. Everything’s fine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/58 "2020-06-27T08:33:53Z")
How soon do I get stockholm syndrome? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/59 "2020-07-09T03:49:39Z")
Are you a god? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694/60 "2020-07-09T14:05:28Z")
If I were, I wouldn’t have much to be alarmed about, would I? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ut-oh-now-im-alarmed/845694.md?page=4)