# Utterly mundane and pointless - I feel like a new name. Suggestions?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 4, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218 "2012-07-04T14:55:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/1 "2012-07-04T14:55:14Z")

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When I first signed up to the Dope, my head was in a bad place (as was my life), and as an admitted agarophobic shut-in, I picked hermette as my female hermit identity for this place.

Two and half years later, life’s a lot better, and my username sucks 🙂

Any suggestions for a new name for a Scottish feminist, mildly alcoholic, sarcastic, short-arsed, full time mum?

I quite like “Cinnamon Imp” (although I’m not really a celtic red-head as that implies. But I’d \*like \*to be, and used to be with the aid of modern hair dye technology if that counts) 😉

Oooh, and also which of our many talented good-looking mods should I appraoch once I’ve made the carefully thought out decision? ATMB?

[1]Yes, I know name changes are limited, and not to be done on a whim. That’s why I’ve stuck with this irritating lower-case one for so long 🙂

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/2 "2012-07-04T15:18:53Z")

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I rather like Cinnamon Imp! But that may be that I started getting my cinnamon from a bottle too, once I realized that my mom’s cinnamon wasn’t going to pass down to me. All I come up with at the moment, though, is Scotia. Sounds…umm…short and scottish and female 😃

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/3 "2012-07-04T15:26:27Z")

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Squisher

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/4 "2012-07-04T15:37:11Z")

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> [@hermette](#):
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> I quite like “Cinnamon Imp” (although I’m not really a celtic red-head as that implies. But I’d \*like \*to be, and used to be with the aid of modern hair dye technology if that counts) 😉
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> Oooh, and also which of our many talented good-looking mods should I appraoch once I’ve made the carefully thought out decision? ATMB?

I totally read that as “Cinnamon Limps” for some reason. It sounded painful. But Cinnamon Imp has a nice ring to it.

I believe the admins handle name changes.. **Marley23** or **TubvaDiva** should be able to hook you up. But be careful. They may make you wash their coffee mug first.  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/5 "2012-07-04T16:58:13Z")

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How about **Scotitude**? Or **scotitudeRed**?

(I’m trying to play on “attitude”, if you didn’t get it.)

If you want it more gender-identifiable, then perhaps **scotitudeFemme**?

Welcome to Out-Of-Your-Shell, by the way! It’s a better place to be. I found your post about what your ex did to you 2 yrs ago. What’s his user name, is it **assHole**?

😃

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/6 "2012-07-04T17:36:39Z")

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Add a +1 for Scotitude!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/7 "2012-07-04T18:16:26Z")

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> [@Taomist](#):
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> I rather like Cinnamon Imp! But that may be that I started getting my cinnamon from a bottle too, once I realized that my mom’s cinnamon wasn’t going to pass down to me.

Thanks! But, I think I’m missing a reference there…?

> [@Taomist](#):
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> All I come up with at the moment, though, is Scotia. Sounds…umm…short and scottish and female 😃

Ohhh, I quite like. Wonder if I can use it as a punny name though, and build on Nova Scotia somehow. Noble Scotia? 🙂 Nova-va-voom Scotia? 😉

> [@Indian](#):
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> Squisher

Mm, thanks, just makes me picture a ten year old boy for some reason though 🙂

> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> I totally read that as “Cinnamon Limps” for some reason. It sounded painful. But Cinnamon Imp has a nice ring to it.
> 
> I believe the admins handle name changes.. **Marley23** or **TubvaDiva** should be able to hook you up. But be careful. They may make you wash their coffee mug first.

I’m sadly fond of washing up, so that’s fine with me! 😃

> [@echo7tango](#):
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> How about **Scotitude**? Or **scotitudeRed**?
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> (I’m trying to play on “attitude”, if you didn’t get it.)
> 
> If you want it more gender-identifiable, then perhaps **scotitudeFemme**?
> 
> Welcome to Out-Of-Your-Shell, by the way! It’s a better place to be. I found your post about what your ex did to you 2 yrs ago. What’s his user name, is it **assHole**?
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> 😃

I like the idea, but worry people would read it as Scotti-dude ☹

And yes, if my daughter’s first sentence is “Daddy’s an arse”, I have _no_ idea where she heard that, none at all…

(Yeah, I know. I’m trying not to badmouth him around her, but it’s hard to avoid sometimes!)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/8 "2012-07-04T18:19:17Z")

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The Reeking Lum.  
Na. No one would understand.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/9 "2012-07-04T18:19:54Z")

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Haggarse.

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/10 "2012-07-04T18:20:35Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> The Reeking Lum.  
> Na. No one would understand.

Or 'The Wee Weegie", but ditto 🙂

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/11 "2012-07-04T18:24:05Z")

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DramQueen

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/12 "2012-07-04T18:30:17Z")

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I \*\*like \*\*it. Even if it makes me suspect you know me too well! 😉

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/13 "2012-07-04T18:49:59Z")

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“modern” hair color _totally_ counts.

😃

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/14 "2012-07-04T18:55:49Z")

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> [@hermette](#):
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> I \*\*like \*\*it. Even if it makes me suspect you know me too well! 😉

Well then, cheers! _hic_

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**Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/15 "2012-07-04T19:16:02Z")

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Try this [Band Name Generator](http://www.1728.org/bandname.htm), monetary donations should be sent to **wolf\_meister** , per [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378086).

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/16 "2012-07-05T00:15:27Z")

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I think Dram Queen is pretty good. I like Hagarse but can see the downside.

I’m trying to think of something working alcohol and Scots into it but may need to find a book.

I don’t think Betrothed Woad or Lush Mither work. Wait until after coffee 🙂

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/17 "2012-07-05T01:32:31Z")

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WellMother (Joking)

Nessie (I actually like this!)

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/18 "2012-07-05T01:39:11Z")

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Here are a few humble suggestions:

Cinnamon Scot  
Cinnamon Rum  
Scottie Rum  
Scottie Mum  
Chrysanthemum  
Luna Moth  
Mother Tongue  
Hot Buttered Mum  
Cinnamon Lips

Hope you think of one you like!

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/19 "2012-07-05T01:55:47Z")

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hermette2

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/utterly-mundane-and-pointless-i-feel-like-a-new-name-suggestions/627218/20 "2012-07-05T02:20:19Z")

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Lowlander

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