# Vacuum Cleaner Wounds to the Penis

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [September 19, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326 "2006-09-19T20:40:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![oy\_vay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/258eb7/32.png) [@oy\_vay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oy_vay)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326/21 "2006-09-24T12:50:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Alex\_Dubinsky]  
Which is good, since presumably you were at lower risk.

Silly rabbit, vacs are for kids.  
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Oh god, I’m never eating Trix again. Oh god x 2 it’s called trix :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326/22 "2006-09-24T14:25:07Z")

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[QUOTE=oy vay]  
Oh god, I’m never eating Trix again. Oh god x 2 it’s called trix :eek:  
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Yeah better switch to Cheeri-oooooohs! or Raisin’ Glans.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326/23 "2006-09-24T17:03:50Z")

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From the NVCA: Vacuum cleaners don’t wound penises, penises wound penises.

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**Author:** ![Alex\_Dubinsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dbc845/32.png) [@Alex\_Dubinsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_Dubinsky)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis/373326/24 "2006-09-24T18:20:10Z")

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you meant: Vacs don’t wound penises, dicks wound penises.

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