# Vagina Boy! or What Almost Made Me Pee My Pants While Laughing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727 "2001-11-06T03:48:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/1 "2001-11-06T03:48:27Z")
As every known diety as my witness, this is an honest-to-God news story: [http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html#](http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html#) For those of you who can’t get to the link for some reason, the gist is this - a 17-year-old high school boy wore his mother’s vagina costume to school and ended up getting suspended (after he won first place for best costume). Well. at least it looks anatomically correct! Patty ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/2 "2001-11-06T03:50:59Z")
Wait, we already discussed this under “The Apex of Parenting.” Although that was less about laughter and more a discussion of the appropriateness of the consequences to the kid. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/3 "2001-11-06T03:53:44Z")
Damn. That is crazy. [sub] Surprise, nothing of value coming from SFT here, but I felt the need to reply. I always feel bad for posts with 1 reply, they look so lonely, and this was such a worthwhile story to read and laugh at. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/4 "2001-11-06T04:16:35Z")
Oh, lord, does that mean that there is more than [one such costume](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56816) in the world? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/5 "2001-11-06T05:47:18Z")
Yes! There’s another at the University of [sub]mumble mumble[/sub] in Rollins, MO, and it’s proudly owned by my cousin’s fraternity. Scary, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/6 "2001-11-06T08:25:39Z")
What a prick! [sub]I was going to say the c-word, but I knew it wasn’t appropriate - I do have SOME discretion![/sub]Redboss ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/7 "2001-11-06T13:54:07Z")
Man, that guy looks like a real pussy. [sub]Ok sorry, sorry. You can throw stuff, just no more rocks.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/8 "2001-11-06T14:04:53Z")
I guarantee you that if that fellow wasn’t wearing pads underneath that costume, he’s got a bruised stomach right now. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/9 "2001-11-06T23:12:00Z")
Hey, why not? It’s no worse than the Vulva Puppets? ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/10 "2001-11-06T23:23:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sofa King \* > \*\*I guarantee you that if that fellow wasn’t wearing pads underneath that costume, he’s got a bruised stomach right now. \*\* Wouldn’t he wear the pad on the _outside_? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/11 "2001-11-07T01:33:13Z")
So who’s going to come \ as a vagina to a Halloween DopeFest next year? ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-boy-or-what-almost-made-me-pee-my-pants-while-laughing/91727/12 "2001-11-07T01:42:42Z")
I saw this a few days ago over at [http://www.Bobandtom.com](http://www.Bobandtom.com) I admit I laughed. but what the hell was the mother thinking?