# Vagina Slimes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 7, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879 "2001-10-07T03:35:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/1 "2001-10-07T03:35:07Z")
…is the name that some people give to “Virginia Slims.”
CRAZY, huh?
---
### Author:  [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/2 "2001-10-07T05:53:31Z")
OOh, OOh, are we trashing brand names!? Okay, around here, we refer to McDonalds as “Rotten Ronnies”
---
### Author:  [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/3 "2001-10-07T06:37:27Z")
cigarettes:
**Slums
MarbleRows
Likely Strifes**
beer:
**Buttwiper
Shits**
fast food:
**Taco Hell
Greasetal**
---
### Author:  [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/4 "2001-10-07T10:23:12Z")
4 words.
Jack… iN… Da… Crack.
---
### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/5 "2001-10-07T11:54:16Z")
Hmm… McBunghole’s? McDickhead’s? McIfyoueathereyouwillvomitforsevendays?
---
### Author:  [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/6 "2001-10-07T12:39:34Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by zoogirl \*
> \*\*OOh, OOh, are we trashing brand names!? \*\*
_Brand_ names? I took one look at the tread title, and thought we were talking band names. Anyway, I saw the Vagina Slimes back in '89 before they got big.
---
### Author:  [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/7 "2001-10-07T14:48:13Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*
> \*\*4 words.
>
> Jack… iN… Da… Crack. \*\*
I’m more partial to **Crap In A Box** for Jack In The Box
LC
---
### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/8 "2001-10-07T14:58:54Z")
Burger Thing (especially good w/ my texas accent - Burger Thang)
Dread Lobster
---
### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/9 "2001-10-07T16:35:54Z")
In my college town of Iowa City, there were quickie marts named [Kum & Go](http://www.kumandgo.com/) (no joke).
Our name replacements:
–Spurt & Split
and my favorite-- Ejaculate-Evacuate
---
### Author:  [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/10 "2001-10-07T17:56:38Z")
“Roy Rogers” is better known as “'Roids”.
---
### Author:  [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/11 "2001-10-07T18:03:10Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*
> _Brand_ names? I took one look at the tread title, and thought we were talking band names. Anyway, I saw the Vagina Slimes back in '89 before they got big. \*\*
and then they became the Big Vagina Slimes?
How about my favorite magazine:
Useless News and World Distort
---
### Author:  [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/12 "2001-10-07T18:21:38Z")
Hot & Now- Rotten Cow
---
### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/13 "2001-10-07T21:43:01Z")
Harris Teeter = Hairless Peter.
That one is almost too easy.
---
### Author:  [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/14 "2001-10-08T00:17:23Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*In my college town of Iowa City, there were quickie marts named [Kum & Go](http://www.kumandgo.com/) (no joke).
>
> Our name replacements:
>
> –Spurt & Split
>
> and my favorite-- Ejaculate-Evacuate \*\*
They’re still here.
Our favorite eating spot in high school? Piece-a-Butt.
---
### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/15 "2001-10-08T01:26:50Z")
Some alternate restaurant names, courtesy of my husband:
Pizza Slut (Pizza Hut, obviously)
Big Boner (Big Boys)
Toxic Smell (Taco Bell)
Booger Sling (Burger King)
Little Sleazier (Little Caesars)
---
### Author:  [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/16 "2001-10-08T20:18:38Z")
What, nobody’s offered up [Microsloth](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/StoreComputers.phtml) yet? (along with Microserf, Microshaft, and a zillion other variations, natch)
---
### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/17 "2001-10-08T20:56:19Z")
I like to eat at Slutzskys… i.e. Schlotzsky’s.
---
### Author:  [@Infidel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infidel)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/18 "2001-10-08T21:00:26Z")
This thread reminds me of the Wacky Packages I used to collect back when I was a kid.
---
### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/19 "2001-10-09T17:38:21Z")
Newspapers!
[Toronto Scar](http://www.thestar.ca)
[The Groan and Wail](http://www.theglobeandmail.cpm) or The Glob
[Notional Pest](http://www.nationalpost.com)
[The Stun](http://www.fyitoronto.com/torsun.shtml)
---
### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/20 "2001-10-09T17:42:28Z")
Grr! Preview! That should be [The Groan and Wail](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/)
[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879.md?page=2)