# Vagina Slimes
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 7, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879 "2001-10-07T03:35:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/21 "2001-10-09T17:54:33Z")
Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC!
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### Author:  [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/22 "2001-10-09T18:05:21Z")
Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC!
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### Author:  [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/23 "2001-10-09T19:38:02Z")
Mightn’t the Virginia Slims nickname have something to do with its being a “women’s cigarette?”
I like to use:
Home Despot
Atlanta Urinal-Constipation
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### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/24 "2001-10-09T19:46:05Z")
Our two local papers:
The Startle-gram and the Dallas Morning Screws.
Which are not only funny but fairly accurate.
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/25 "2001-10-09T21:43:13Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Little Bird \*
> \*\*Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC! \*\*
I don’t live there now (although I’m still in Iowa).
I sure as hell don’t miss the “drinking” water.
\ It tastes like spic n span \
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### Author:  [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/26 "2001-10-09T21:56:08Z")
And of course there’s that highfalutin’ high-priced Texan department store:
Needless Markup
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### Author:  [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/27 "2001-10-10T02:38:45Z")
The Cleveland _Pain Dealer_
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### Author:  [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/28 "2001-10-10T03:09:24Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*In my college town of Iowa City, there were quickie marts named [Kum & Go](http://www.kumandgo.com/) (no joke).
>
> Our name replacements:
>
> –Spurt & Split
>
> and my favorite-- Ejaculate-Evacuate \*\*
I worked at a Kum & Go in 15 miles from my hometown while I was in high school. You cannot imagine the joy of having people walk up to you at school events being held in the town where the store was located and say, “hey! aren’t you the Kum & Go girl?” Yep…that’s me.
Some of my favorite names:
The Jizz & Leave
The Jerk & Squirt
And I’ve always especially enjoyed the Ejaculate & Evacuate too.
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### Author:  [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [October 11, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-slimes/85879/29 "2001-10-11T02:18:34Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Little Bird \*
> > \*\*Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC! \*\*
>
> I don’t live there now (although I’m still in Iowa).
>
> I sure as hell don’t miss the “drinking” water.
>
> \ It tastes like spic n span \ \*\*
[Wise old man]
That’s why God invented beer.
[/Wise old man]
**Little Bird:** Yep, I’m still around; don’t get out much, but I’m here somewhere. If you’re female, I suddenly wish I was young-n-handsome (boy, was _that_ a long time ago). If not, well, then it doesn’t matter anyway. 🙂 Email’s down at the little clicky thingy.
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