# VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211 "2012-06-15T06:52:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/21 "2012-06-15T14:20:04Z")

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They can regulate all sorts of things related to it and sometimes mandate that things get stuck into it, but she can’t say it. Yes. This is the attitude people like this take when someone calls them on what they are doing. If you were making up an anti-Republican story, ‘state senators ban colleague from speaking because she said ‘vagina’’ might appear in there someplace. (They not only barred her from speaking for the rest of the day Thursday, she can’t address the chamber Friday either.)

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> Brown noted “vagina” is the “medically correct term.”
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> “We’re all adults here,” she said.

I think we’ve cleared up this little misunderstanding.

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**Author:** ![Terr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Terr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terr)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/22 "2012-06-15T14:20:46Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7qlCFU1DYuM/hqdefault.jpg "Weird Al Yankovic - Vagina Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qlCFU1DYuM)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/23 "2012-06-15T14:24:18Z")

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[Tony from _west Side Story_, singing]

Say it loud and there’s music playing!  
say it soft, and it’s almost like praying.  
Vagina  
I’ll never stop saying…  
VaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH

[/Tony from _west Side Story_, singing]

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/24 "2012-06-15T14:34:16Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Vaginas! They’re everywhere!!

They’re “what’s for breakfast.”

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/25 "2012-06-15T14:37:49Z")

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For China is a count-ry that will bring us to our knees.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/26 "2012-06-15T14:38:10Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> [Tony from _west Side Story_, singing]

I like to be in va jay jay jay  
Okay by me in va jay jay jay  
Everything free in va jay jay jay  
For a small fee in va jay jay jay

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/27 "2012-06-15T14:40:00Z")

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> [@GreasyJack](#):
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> And yet the Michigan Republican lawmakers without batting an eye will refer to their dicks or rods or Johnsons.

That rug really tied the room together.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/28 "2012-06-15T14:42:38Z")

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> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#):
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> The censorship. Rhetoric must be countered with rhetoric or better yet facts and argument not Victorian age prudery

What is fascinating is that her use of the word \*was \*rhetoric, not a simple attempt to be rude. It’s a very personal word and her point is that the legislation may seem like something broadly ethical or moral to them, but it is very personal to her. Her cutting to the chase - and getting swatted on the wrist for it - makes this all too clear.

Oh, and: vagina.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/29 "2012-06-15T14:55:21Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Oh, and: vagina.

Penis.

We should really get those two together someday.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/30 "2012-06-15T15:00:43Z")

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Meanwhile, Eric Cantor had dozed off. He awoke and freaked out, “Whoa, what’s wrong with saying Virginia?”

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**Author:** ![PJMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PJMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PJMom)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/31 "2012-06-15T15:02:58Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> “I will have to check with my staff”. :eek:

Mu-u-u-wahahahahaha!

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**Author:** ![pdunderhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4bbf92/32.png) [@pdunderhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pdunderhill)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/32 "2012-06-15T15:54:02Z")

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Well it’s derived from a Latin word for the sheath of a sword, so maybe not too surprising that it sounds like a ‘fighting’ word!  
Peter

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/33 "2012-06-15T16:27:08Z")

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> [@pdunderhill](#):
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> Well it’s derived from a Latin word for the sheath of a sword, so maybe not too surprising that it sounds like a ‘fighting’ word!  
> Peter

Sure, but when I pull my penis out of one it doesn’t go “shiiiiiiing!”

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/34 "2012-06-15T16:33:06Z")

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> [@JuliaSqueezer](#):
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> The spokesman for the Majority Floor Leader (Jim Stamos, R-Midland) issued this statement: “House Republicans often go beyond simply allowing debate by welcoming open and passionate discussion. The only way we can continue doing so, however, is to ensure that the proper level of maturity and civility are maintained on the House floor.”

Because “OMG she said the vajayjay word!” is a mature, civil response? Are they all twelve years old?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/35 "2012-06-15T16:45:35Z")

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**Maude Lebowski:** Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?  
**The Dude:** Uh, is that what this is a picture of?  
**Maude Lebowski:** In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.  
**The Dude:** Oh yeah?  
**Maude Lebowski:** Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.  
**The Dude:** Johnson?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/36 "2012-06-15T17:16:21Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> They’re “what’s for breakfast.”

They’re not just for breakfast anymore.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/37 "2012-06-15T17:30:09Z")

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VAGINA

It’s where babby comes from.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/38 "2012-06-15T17:32:59Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Sure, but when I pull my penis out of one it doesn’t go “shiiiiiiing!”

Mine does.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/39 "2012-06-15T17:34:23Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Mine does.

You must have one of those movie penises.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vagina-vagina-vaaaaagina/625211/40 "2012-06-15T17:42:01Z")

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It can get pretty loud on an…active…night.

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