# Vaginal Discharge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064 "2001-11-30T03:03:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/81 "2001-12-02T08:52:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rae of Dawn \*  
> \*\*\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
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> Other discharge…
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> I have had colostrum(sp?) from my nipples since I was 20 or so…it’s clear or milky in color. It has recently changed color. On one side it is a green/brown color. :\ One of the nurses who works with my mom said that it is caused by inflamation. \*\*

Xanax™ and related anti-anxity agents can also cause this to happen. The effect can last for several months after you stop the meds.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/82 "2001-12-02T10:32:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by anenquiringmind \*  
> **However I do have to add my 12 and 1/2 cents worth.  
> Rubber cement???  
> Nah, my money is on Egg Whites…**

The egg whites you get while you are ovulating… the rubber cement is different.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/83 "2001-12-02T15:33:33Z")

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> sterling north, a common craving is sweet and salty during certain times of the month. a good solution would be chocolate covered pretzels or potato chips. in essence chocolate covered salt! keep some on hand at all times.

Yep. That’s it. Also covers the crunchy craving. Anyone else get that?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/84 "2001-12-02T17:20:18Z")

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speaking as a male, my most horrifying experience with female discharge came when my girlfriend was on a yeast infection medication. It was taken in pill form, but it did something that made her vagina a melting pot for latex. The condom came out in tatters. We had a terrified several weeks. I can’t remember what the medication was, in fact I’m not even sure what the infection IS, though I recall she assured me I couldn’t catch it. What’s the deal there?

Another totally mystified guy, and usually glad to be one…

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/85 "2001-12-02T17:43:00Z")

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yojimboguy - In the vagina, there’s usually a balance between yeast and bacteria buggies. When something happens to the bacteria, the yeast get out of control and cause what we call a yeast infection. (I wonder if that isn’t really a misnomer?) Definitely not something a guy would catch.

And yes, I remember the treatment that involved a waxy suppository, halfway between petroleum jelly and candle wax, to carry the medication. But in tatters? :blech:

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/86 "2001-12-02T20:12:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> \*\*And yes, I remember the treatment that involved a waxy suppository, halfway between petroleum jelly and candle wax, to carry the medication. But in tatters? :blech: \*\*

They make a pill now so you don’t have to use suppositories.

Btw, anyone can get a yeast infection, and they aren’t restricted to the vagina. Babies often get yeast infections in their throats (called “thrush”) and I think I heard of a guy getting a yeast infection in his bladder once.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/87 "2001-12-02T21:33:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> **yojimboguy - In the vagina, there’s usually a balance between yeast and bacteria buggies. When something happens to the bacteria, the yeast get out of control and cause what we call a yeast infection. (I wonder if that isn’t really a misnomer?) Definitely not something a guy would catch.**

There is also another condition that a woman can get called “bacterial vaginosis”. It’s when the bacteria overpower the yeast to a degree that you form a bacterial infection instead. The only way to treat bacterial vaginosis is Flagyl. It is not sexually transmitted, but the discharge and the smell are pretty unforgettable. You have heard of the term “she smells like tuna”. It’s because the bacteria causes that smell. Trust me. It’s gross. It is rarer than a yeast infection, but it can occur even if you are not sexually active at all.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/88 "2001-12-02T21:37:06Z")

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Oh, here is a link explaning bacterial vaginosis

[What is Bacterial Vaginosis](http://familydoctor.org/handouts/234.html)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/89 "2001-12-02T23:38:56Z")

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AAAAAAHHHH!!! Flagyl!!! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

Flagyl is, without a doubt, the most disgusting medicine ON THE PLANET! It tastes SO BAD and the taste WON’T GO AWAY and the fuckers (sorry) who make the generic (Metronidazole) are too cheap to coat the pills, so they freakin DISINTEGRATE when they hit your tongue. I once made the mistake of taking one with coffee (I was at a restaurant and it was what I had…)

Hot coffee + Metronidazole = puddle of chalky Metronidazole disolved on the tongue. I swear I could taste it for the next THREE HOURS. It is foul. It is vile. It also mixes extremely poorly with alcohol (they warned me of that about 9 zillion times)…

Anyway, thank you SO much for dredging up that memory!

And I didn’t think it smelled so much like tuna as… well… you know that swamp gas that glows in the dark? Well it’s the way I’d imagine that stuff smells. Foul doesn’t even begin to describe it.

\<Simpsons comic store guy\>Worst Medicine EVER!\</Simpsons comic store guy\>

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/90 "2001-12-03T01:51:12Z")

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Hi. Just your resident mod popping in.

Yup. Read it in its entirety. At yer service.

[sub]Now _where’s_ that bottle of Dalwhinnie?[sub]

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/91 "2001-12-03T02:14:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*They make a [yeast infection] pill now so you don’t have to use suppositories.  
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FTR, my doctor is reluctant to describe the pills; will only do so if the suppository form doesn’t work. I know how gross that stuff is, but some doctors, at least, save the pill as their Big Gun.

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/92 "2001-12-03T02:20:10Z")

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Our mods just **LOOOOOOOVES** some days, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/93 "2001-12-03T04:06:23Z")

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Look at this: you serve up the words Vaginal Discharge and… etc…etc…

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/94 "2001-12-04T01:19:34Z")

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I realize that the themes in this thread can be rather “unsavory” but they do provide a public service. I’m glad to know I’m not a freak and that I’m not going to die in the next 5 minutes. I’ve learned an awful lot on this thread and the other thread where they talk about the “Keeper”.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/95 "2001-12-04T01:37:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> **And I didn’t think it smelled so much like tuna as… well… you know that swamp gas that glows in the dark? Well it’s the way I’d imagine that stuff smells. Foul doesn’t even begin to describe it.**

The vagina or the medicine?

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**Author:** ![Mortish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/54ee81/32.png) [@Mortish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mortish)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/96 "2001-12-04T02:39:50Z")

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Hey, for the person curious about taking birth control pills continuously. . . I’ve been doing it for over a year. Actually, I give myself a period every three-four months (on the advice of my doctor and a nurse.) When I do have a period, it’s normal (as compared to my periods prior to taking pills continuously.) My only complaint is that the side effects of the pill seem to be stronger. (No matter what type of birth control pill I use, I always suffer the same side effects.) But I don’t ever want to bleed once a month again. This is bliss.

As for someone saying guys can’t get yeast infections–I’ve read and my doctor has said that it is possible for a woman to pass it along to a man.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/97 "2001-12-04T04:52:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dr. Lao \*  
> \*\*The vagina or the medicine? \*\*

The discharge.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginal-discharge/96064/98 "2001-12-04T10:57:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Hi. Just your resident mod popping in.
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> Yup. Read it in its entirety. At yer service.
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> [sub]Now _where’s_ that bottle of Dalwhinnie?[/sub] \*\*

Don’t you mean “At yer cervix.”?😃

**Run away quickly!!!**

I STILL like vagin[sup]aaaaaas![/sup]

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