# Vaginas On A Stick! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025 "2006-08-24T12:36:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/21 "2006-08-25T18:37:10Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Great Yoni, I don’t think I’ve ever quite so thoroughly hijacked a thread! [/QUOTE] It would be hijacking in someone else’s thread, but in mine, it’s called ‘saving the thread from an early death’. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/22 "2006-08-25T20:59:01Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] I’ve been waiting since there were no replies for someone to say, ‘I’m motherfuckin’ sick of these motherfuckin’ vaginas on motherfuckin’ sticks!’ [/QUOTE] Something about the phrase “motherfuckin’ vaginas” doesn’t sit well with me. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/23 "2006-08-25T21:58:26Z")
What horrible hairsticks. The ends look too blunt to slide through the hair without catching, and while it’s hard to see in the picture, I bet there’s seams running all the way up the stick just waiting to slice through your hair strands. And then you look at the top and there’s vaginas grinning at you! Forget it. I wouldn’t put those in my hair in a million years. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/24 "2006-08-25T22:18:34Z")
Maybe they would sell better if they were lollipops instead of hairsticks. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/25 "2006-08-26T00:14:05Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Well, my vocal coach wanted me to sing through my diaphram. [/QUOTE] You have a great career ahead of you. And, if that doesn’t work out, you can always sing professionally. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/26 "2006-08-26T01:16:25Z")
Do they turn blue like that when you hold your breath? ---
**Author:** ![Harbinger\_of\_Courteous\_Debate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8c91f0/32.png) [@Harbinger\_of\_Courteous\_Debate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harbinger_of_Courteous_Debate)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/27 "2006-08-26T02:35:34Z")
Those are seriously the most disgusting hair accessories I’ve ever seen. Hell, forget hair, those are just plain disgusting accessories. Who would buy them? Why would anyone make a product so blatantly hideous? What kind of girl wants vaginas in her hair? Do they come in penis shapes, too? These are the burning questions of **Harbinger**. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025/28 "2006-08-26T09:00:10Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] I’ve been waiting since there were no replies for someone to say, ‘I’m motherfuckin’ sick of these motherfuckin’ vaginas on motherfuckin’ sticks!’ [/QUOTE] I dunno, I kind of like having a vagina on my stick and I’d WAG that Samuel L. Jackson does too. Somehow, I think that Georgia O’Keefe is _not_ amused by those hairsticks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaginas-on-a-stick/370025.md?page=1)